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coca-cola money shot

You take a soda, sit down, and crack it open. Instantly, it fizzes out and sprays you with anything from a thin mist to the entire damn can.

You have just been the victim of a coca-cola money shot (also called a soda money shot).
Abernathy: "Gosh, it's been a long day; hand me a soda, will ya?"
Bernard: "No problem. *hands him a delicious carbonated beverage*"
Abernathy: "Thank you, my kind fellow! *cracks open tab* *is instantly victim of coca-cola money shot* GOODNESS GRACIOUS!"
Bernard: "Dear boy, you may want to take this to a more private room. *chortles*"
by Iin April 23, 2012
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obama took my money

what you say when obama takes your money
Me: Oh no obama took my money
Obama: he he i took ur mone
by W4ffleCat March 23, 2022
mugGet the obama took my moneymug.

jermiah ''get this money'' freeman

he is not a real person he is a voice impersonating of a 20 year old gangster with a up and coming rap career but is just 13 year old white kid with an abnormally deep voice.
me: you heard of that guy jermiah ''get this money'' freeman ?
friend:aint that you?
me:mabey
by floridaman202069 June 2, 2020
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as you, a mexican or middle eastern man, are buying groceries and the owner refuses to sell to you.
owner: "no, no, no f*ck off you're money is no good here"
you: :(
by clownex July 31, 2020
mugGet the you're money is no good heremug.

Homer Simpson Glue Money

Having so much money you can spend it on extremely frivolous items. In reference to a 2 centimeter bulb of dried glue that sold on eBay for $237,000 because it looked like Homer Simpson.
Why is the thermostat set at 70? What kinda cash do you kids think I make, Homer Simpson Glue Money?

Look at those rims! That Lil' Wayne must be making Homer Simpson Glue Money!
by Kurogane83 March 13, 2012
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money grabbing jew shyster

A term used to describe someone who is cheap. Derived from the stereotype that Jews are cheap.
Can be heard used as a derogatory term in the movie "Pretty Persuasion", where Evan Rachel Woods' character insults a Jewish classmate.
"At least my dad's not a money grabbing Jew shyster!
Jack is such a money grabbing jew shyster! He just got that big raise and I make minimum wage but he still refuses to spend $10 to take me to a movie!
by LaLaLane December 13, 2007
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You Suck Dick For Money

The Trump of all insults. As fellatio is the most degrading of all sex acts, to do it for monetary means is absolutely atrocious.
Douche #1: Hey Cory what are you doing?
Douche #2: I dunno but i did his mom last night.
Cory: You suck dick for money Douche!
by Code"Froggystyle"Red January 27, 2009
mugGet the You Suck Dick For Moneymug.

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