Kill me is a phrase used usually in situations where the user is in a hard place or a tough time. he will usually use this word to tell someone that he hates what is going on and he feels sick, annoyed, frustrated etc.
So for the humorless people that think its a sign he might want to commit dying, it not, its just a way to describe your emotions of such situations.
So for the humorless people that think its a sign he might want to commit dying, it not, its just a way to describe your emotions of such situations.
Dude 1: hey, man we have a test today that's like 30% of our grade
Dude 2: yo, kill me, like why would our teacher to that to us??
teacher: fuck you kid, im here to ruin lives, get rekt ez gg
Dude 2: yo, kill me, like why would our teacher to that to us??
teacher: fuck you kid, im here to ruin lives, get rekt ez gg
by Pussydetroyer101 October 22, 2020

To get fucked by two men at once. Similar to a train. But this is like, way crazier. One of the men can have a huge dick (one that can reach your large intestine) AIDS, or an elite stroke game. This ménage à trois could (but not guaranteed) ultimately lead in the death of a woman, hence the term "killed". HAPPY FUCKING!!!!
Michael: "Dude I had a crazy night last night!"
Stefan: "Oh shit, what you do?"
Michael: "Me and Khadim fucking road killed some bitch last night!"
Stefan: LIT!!!!
Stefan: "Oh shit, what you do?"
Michael: "Me and Khadim fucking road killed some bitch last night!"
Stefan: LIT!!!!
by sdiggy May 17, 2016

If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events To Kill, iF I
If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events To Kill, iF I
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

by Megatron2021 November 6, 2021

by GarbJunky79 December 5, 2022

On May 7th every person who got s€xu@lly assaulted/ r@ped is allowed to legally kill their rapists/ assaulters :)
Random:” Hey what’s today?”
Random 2:” Today is National “kill all r@pists” day! Have fun and be as brutal as you want because the deserve it!”
Random 2:” Today is National “kill all r@pists” day! Have fun and be as brutal as you want because the deserve it!”
by Idontknowlmao April 19, 2021

There's 3 definitions of a killing floor :
1) When you stab the floor or shoot it with a gun, you're killing it, hence the "Killing Floor"
2) You're walking, you're happy and all, then the floor kills you, maybe because of some traps hidden in the floor, hance the "Killing Floor"
3) A video game about zombies, there's a lot of blood on the floor and slaughtering corpses, so it's a "killing floor".
Now you know.
1) When you stab the floor or shoot it with a gun, you're killing it, hence the "Killing Floor"
2) You're walking, you're happy and all, then the floor kills you, maybe because of some traps hidden in the floor, hance the "Killing Floor"
3) A video game about zombies, there's a lot of blood on the floor and slaughtering corpses, so it's a "killing floor".
Now you know.
1)I was walking like every day and I tripped, so I made a killing floor.
2)Jigsaw wants to play with me, ha made a killing floor.
3)Rick Grimes is slaughtering a hundred of zombies, that's a real killing floor.
2)Jigsaw wants to play with me, ha made a killing floor.
3)Rick Grimes is slaughtering a hundred of zombies, that's a real killing floor.
by JackThough February 25, 2017
