Skip to main content

josh

he is my besty westy and We go and hang out all the times and my name is Cameron and if you look it up its true I am like that and it sounds like my girlfriend wrote it
hello josh
by cameronen March 19, 2025
mugGet the joshmug.

josh

josh is a playboy and a cheater. If you ever meet a josh, be prepared because he is a red flag. run.
girl 1: josh cheated on me.
girl 2: see? I told you he's a red flag!
by pepero101 November 22, 2021
mugGet the joshmug.

josh saxton

Josh is fat and he drinks a lot of choccy milk also he is very lazy
by KOALACOCK March 6, 2016
mugGet the josh saxtonmug.

Josh

A person named Josh is absolutely perfect. Once you become friends with a Josh, he will always go above and beyond for you. Josh is the type that will say I love you every day and continuously remind you of your beauty. Josh is the type you want to grow old with.
Caroline: Have you ever dated a Josh?
Rachel: Oh yeah, I will always regret dumping him.
by ChickenStrip11 June 11, 2018
mugGet the Joshmug.

Josh Brother Syndrome

A congenital condition that the tentative editorial DSM-VI defines as a high level of confidence in ones own abilitiy and game knowledge to the point that it is detrimental to those surrounding them, coupled with a immediate breakdown when faced with adversity/a single failure. Once faced with failure psychologists agree the primary coping mechanisms used are "unhealthy self-soothing"(imbibing alcohol) and "compulsions and risk taking"(rushing long A with Galil on save round).

The root cause of this syndrome stems from a down-regulation of dopamine and serotonin receptors(calcium channel deactivation) when the stimulus of "being the best" becomes absent. Down-regulation has also been found to occur when engaging in an activity where new stimulus is not being presented as frequently as every 7 seconds. Alcohol has been shown to improve dopamine reuptake but lower game sense, resulting in a net zero effect on executive function ability.

Total Cases among populace: 2 out of 7.89 billion
Discord friend 1: Bro, you should have tried to block that ball.
Josh Brother 1: Have you considered rotating behind me?
Discord friend 2: Sure...
Josh Brother 1: I have to get off after this game, my girlfriend etc.
Discord friend 2: I am going to find a friend without Josh Brother Syndrome, bye
by 1_SHOt December 9, 2023
mugGet the Josh Brother Syndromemug.

Josh

An absolute wanka that snaps his sister dick pics for fun and he touches little kids without consent.
"Josh touched his sister on the bum bum and his little brother was touched on the penis"
by RyansAFag September 7, 2020
mugGet the Joshmug.

Josh

by Devin/Ace💀 January 16, 2022
mugGet the Joshmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email