bird jesus

Lord Helix has blessed us with some lag to allow Pidgeotto to finally evolve after the 4th try to Pidgeot Bird Jesus.

Bird Jesus: Originally a Pidgey who evolved into a Pidgeotto and, through great effort, a Pidgeot. A tank, at the highest level of all the current Pokemon. The backbone and savior of the team, and chosen one of the great Helix Fossil. Reborn as "aaabaaajss" (or "Abba Jesus")

Praise the almighty Bird Jesus and our savior, Lord Helix.

bird jesus by Lord helix February 28, 2014

Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick 

Exclamation of disbelief.

From the song "Stuart," by The Dead Milkmen:

Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's the Werzner kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl." I say, "Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick! Everybody knows that a burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"

Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick by SwankSpike April 13, 2006

lawd jesus 

Black People's pronunciation of "Lord Jesus"

When You see a girl with a nice Butt, "Lawd Jesus, That Ass"
When you see fire, "Lawd, Jesus, There's a Fire"

lawd jesus by inside_you April 6, 2015

fluffy Jesus feeling 

A sardonic description of that comforting sense that Jesus approves of you no matter what you do.

I robbed that bank, terrifying the shit out of everyone inside, and then right afterward, a powerful fluffy Jesus feeling washed over me like a river of love.

fluffy Jesus feeling by Dr Bunnygirl May 29, 2019

tambourine jesus 

always keep a tambourine handy boyo, you never know when you need one

I was talking to tambourine jesus yesterday hes really cool and has a tambourine.

tambourine jesus by GFMS_bnad June 29, 2020

flight line jesus 

A Command Master Chief in Lemoore, that can make anything happen with a snap of a finger, or stroke of a key board. Who will scour the flight line of VFA communities for talent to bless, always maintains holy water in his office refrigerator.

How did u get orders here? Oh flight line jesus got me here.

flight line jesus by Easyliving February 25, 2023

Come to Jesus meeting 

"Come To Jesus Meeting" "A time when a polite ultimatum is given, generally followed by a less polite ultimatum, then a threat or final option. This is a Texas (or southerner) definition. Usually followed by a parental spanking if issues to a child or an ass kicking if mentioned by a Texan. Other uses include interventions and family/business meetings.

Sir, this is your only option and if you do not want to do this, then you can come down here and we will have a "come to Jesus meeting".

Come to Jesus meeting by InkedMayhem November 30, 2016