Jake

An asshole and a clown, known for being a hypocrite and retarded. They often complain about random shit for no reason and use stupid excuses like “they died in roblox” as a reason to be a complete dickhead.

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That dumbass bitch is such a Jake

by Len “Banana Bitch” Kagamine May 8, 2020

Jake

A meme, mii and one of a kind. Can be an ass while always using innuendos. Can be quite a lad. Just don’t let any bromance get in the way.

Jakes a lad

by HayFuckingHoe May 19, 2020

Jakes

The jakes is a term for police

Oi fam quick the jakes are coming

by NEDL May 23, 2020

Jake Justino

A tall, muscular, hunk who will take your girl without even looking at her. He stores shit up his ass like undo dice, and anal beads. An absolute chad with a monster schlong about 5.3 inches, and a weight of 12 pounds.

Guy#1: Yo did you hear about JAKE JuSTinO!?!
Guy#2: YEAH MAN HE SLAPPED ME WITH HIS SCHLONG

by mattcris4n May 23, 2020

Jake

Jake is horrible, ugly, and not handsome. If you are friends with a Jake or Jacob, then Un friend Him real quick.
If Jake or Jacob is the name of your boyfriend, then he will cheat and say he didn’t. He will most likely have a lot of pimples if Jake is your brother tell your mom to put him up for adoption

Hey did you see Jake over there?
Yeah he is pretty ugly

I heard he cheated on Vanessa!
He has a lot of pimples!

by trina vega hater May 24, 2020

Jake

Jake is someone who familiarizes ghosting people, but they are very charming! Jake runs away from their problems; however, they are very physically athletic people.

Did you hear that Jake ghosted another girl?

by kooplia May 31, 2020

Jake

Jake is a very terrible person he loves to cheat on every single girlfriend he gets and then once him and his girlfriend break up he gets a new one the next day the only way to describe a jake is horrific if you ever see jake you should run.

Do you see that Jake over there?? ya he’s a cheater you should run!!

by Carina Carafello June 1, 2020