An advanced, high-tier erotic roleplay move reserved for only the most seasoned veterans of the craft. "The Real Deal" is not just a line—it's a status, a declaration, and a finishing move all in one.
Only accessible to ERPers who have maxed out their stats in Cringe Resistance, Typing Stamina, and Emotional Projection, this technique unleashes a level of raw, unfiltered roleplay intensity that most casuals simply cannot handle.
Usage Requirements:
• ERP Level: 99
• Typing Speed: 120+ WPM
• Lack of Shame: Absolute
Signature User: Communist_02
Activation Phrase: “THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!!”
Effects:
• Stuns opponents for 3 turns due to shock and disbelief.
• Has a 20% chance to crash the server from sheer intensity.
• Causes irreversible secondhand embarrassment in a 5-mile radius
Only accessible to ERPers who have maxed out their stats in Cringe Resistance, Typing Stamina, and Emotional Projection, this technique unleashes a level of raw, unfiltered roleplay intensity that most casuals simply cannot handle.
Usage Requirements:
• ERP Level: 99
• Typing Speed: 120+ WPM
• Lack of Shame: Absolute
Signature User: Communist_02
Activation Phrase: “THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!!”
Effects:
• Stuns opponents for 3 turns due to shock and disbelief.
• Has a 20% chance to crash the server from sheer intensity.
• Causes irreversible secondhand embarrassment in a 5-mile radius
by realdeal_phobos April 18, 2025
Get the The Real Dealmug. oh no is real madrid - liverpoolball
by irieomgfunny/面白い December 25, 2022
Get the realmug. when ur upset or something is bothering you just think “it’s not real” because nothing is real and you should look on the positive sides because life is too short and guess what it’s not real
imagine something is rlly pissing u off or stressing you out but then u just think it’s not real and everything is fine
by notreal2007 November 3, 2023
Get the not realmug. You see how God is just tool they use to steal your intellectual property and credit from you and your likeness right?
Hym "Unless your God isn't real! In which case, God didn't create consciousness and that's just an opinion you have as an incest cultist and I created AI... OR... It DID... And I STILL created AI but I also rival God."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
Get the Unless your God isn't Realmug. people named : rayna, eydda, vjæna, tæní, wikki223, phippy and some times krissakisa are the type of people who act like they on crack everyday and act like they are 5yo but really they are just smoking weed
by Troll223 December 11, 2019
Get the real crackheadsmug. BEST GODDAMN BUYER ON THE REAL ESTATE MARKET! Kids going places and if you ever have the opportunity to have him purchase your home, I wouldn’t turn it down cause if you do you’ll be suffering a massive loss.
by cdawgsquared March 10, 2019
Get the The real BBmug. Real estate experts/people involved in real estate want to tell peole what to do and how to do it, but also pretend to be one of them.
by The Original Agahnim June 4, 2021
Get the Real estatemug.