I'm just joshin dawg hurry up

When someone is just kidding and they want you to arrive quickly.

Make like lightning McQueen. Kody, I'm just joshin dawg hurry up

by KewlBeanZgurl68 May 11, 2022

I'm not letting you keep the money you made off me

I'm not letting you steal my future.

Hym "I'm not letting you keep the money you made off me. This has nothing to do with my identity. You're not ever going to make the point you're trying to make and you don't care in the first place because doing this to me allows you to do something you could never do on your own."

by Hym Iam July 24, 2025

I'm teasing

Sebastian's favorite phrase. Only he can use it

Sebastian: Your outfit is silly
Girl: What?!
Sebastian: I'm teasing

by UrbanDictionaryUser132333 November 18, 2023

i'm-

It's used when you don't know what to say or when you're speechless/indignant.

person 1: he said he hates you
person 2: i'm-

by kindlycrazy March 1, 2019

I'm calling the police

Saying this in the hood is a reliable way to get yourself killed.

Gangsta: yo tryna cop this fat sack?
Snitch: I'm calling the police!
Gangsta: scuse me mothafucka?
Snitch: yeah you hea-
*Gunshots*

by СукаБлять December 9, 2023

I'm going to fail this test

A phrase often said by annoying high school girls right before taking a test that they know they most certainly will not fail.

Girl 1: "I'm going to fail this test"
Everyone else: "You literally studied more than this entire class combined, STFU-"

by Geckoli December 8, 2023

I'm cooked

Another way of saying "I'm done for" or "I'm screwed". Usually something said by someone who believes they are unlovable

"No one wants me, I'm cooked"

by WeirdAlLover February 25, 2024