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basic human function

basic action which every human beeing should be capable of unless they are disabled in a certain way.
He/she just uploaded a photo of him/her cleaning the dishes! Like that isn't a basic human function...
by Aplh April 4, 2018
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Human bobcat

What is wrong with him
I don’t know he’s like a human bobcat
by Jacpauly February 20, 2022
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human cetepede

A stiched-together chain of people ass to mouth usually against one's will.
The doctor stiches us into a human cetepede.
by Lmaowski May 8, 2018
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Human popsicle

What liquid nitrogen turns somebody into, according to movies.
He thought he was a strong, healthy guy until he got his head dunked into the bucket of liquid nitrogen, leaving his mind shattered across the floor. As a human popsicle, he didn't stay in one piece for too long, a few seconds.
by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021
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Human Sock

A human sock is a person (usually female) who's only redeeming quality is being proficient at sexual intercourse, or is very willing to participate. Can also be used for a Nymphomaniac. Refers to the act of masturbating into a sock to avoid stains on upholstery/textiles.
"What about Sarah, is she DTF?"

"Well yes, but don't ask anything else of her. She's a human sock.
by Bruce Springsteen McCambell August 18, 2011
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Humans

Overrated monkeys. Highly tribal. There are different kinds of them.
Excerpt from "The Humans": Humans, as a rule, don’t like mad people unless they are good at painting, and
only then once they are dead. But the definition of mad, on Earth, seems to be very
unclear and inconsistent. What is perfectly sane in one era turns out to be insane in
another. The earliest humans walked around naked with no problem. Certain
humans, in humid rainforests mainly, still do so. So, we must conclude that
madness is sometimes a question of time, and sometimes of postcode.
The key rule is, if you want to appear sane on Earth you have to be in
the right place, wearing the right clothes, saying the right things, and only stepping
on the right kind of grass.
by azuredragon7721 December 20, 2021
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A Human chode

Is a jack Spavins
by Eddie 777 October 18, 2021
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