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happy half-naked time

1. To become very close to intercourse, but not achieve the desired result.
2. To believe that you are going to get lucky, and wind up with your dick in your hand at the end of the night.
Jimmy thought that he was going to get lucky with Isabelle, but it turned out to only be 'happy half-naked time'... poor guy.
by jdillpickle May 12, 2007
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Happy Tree Friends Forums

See Happy Tree Friends. (The following definition is based on the cartoon's forums.)

A crazy place where spam runs rampant, furries talk about how they want to sex up the characters, emo and goth 8-11 year olds post about how they want to commit suicide and the occasional smartass enjoys flaming people on a totally unrelated topic. Also common is a thread which argues on a cartoon character's freaking gender.

The ratio for on-topic posts to spam is 1:12. Most on-topic threads aren't worth reading anyway because they'll turn into a flamefest within 5 posts.

In some cases, the boards have actually been used as an insult on other message boards. (i.e "Go back to the HTF forums you scum!")

If you like Happy Tree Friends, steer clear of the message boards because it will warp the way you see the show itself.
Typical Happy Tree Friends Forums' Thread:
Goth1CPuNKben: WHO h3rE LIKES BLoody TEars? they so awe;smoe my fav band EVAR.
32 Pipe Love: You're a dumbass, nobody likes your shitty band.
Goth1CPuNKben: SHUT UP I SOOICIDE NOW.
Foxlady_sex: I LUV U GIGGELS! I WANT 2 SEX!!!
sumguy: balls
by Horuss September 6, 2005
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Super Fun Happy Slide

Super fun happy slide. No. I guess killing people will be fun enough.
by yes August 4, 2003
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Super Happy Fun Guy

aka Closet Homosexual

When a guy goes around boasting about how great he is and how gay other guys are compared to him, this is known as a super happy fun guy. Also, when a guy tries to tell other guys how gay they are and makes up all sorts of gay fantasies about them, this is known as a super happy fun guy. His fixation on all things gay and homosexual will be glaringly obvious. His narcissistic glorification of his body and obsession with other males' bodies and exercise regimes will creep out everyone, even the "flaming faggots." He will brag about his ability in bed, but his dick pics will be pencil thin. He will claim to adore the female body, but his very vocal fantasies will all be about gay sex. He will loudly and hurriedly deny any inclination towards homosexuality, but nobody will believe him.
"You are a fat boring vanilla bitch and can't even suck a dick right."

"Wow! You sound like a super happy fun guy."

"OMG. This super happy fun guy kept asking me about my nail polish."

"Are you serious?! I thought he said he's straight?"

" Idk but that was pretty gay of him to ask."
by INTJBlackUnicorn July 12, 2017
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Banana Happy Tree

A tree on or near the property of an asian person that has banana peels thrown in it. The peels are usually thrown in the tree by non-asians.
Tom: Hey Sam, want to go make some banana happy trees?
Sam: Yeah that sounds fun, ill go grab a bunch
Tom: Great, I really want to hit up the Pings today
Sam: Me too, after we can get the Pongs!
by Where's Tardo? March 7, 2011
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happy morning wake up

to perform oral sex on your lover while they are sleeping.... they will wake up happy!!!!! (this may be difficult to do if he/she is a heavy sleeper)
Forget breakfast in bed... just wake up to head.... my man gave me a happy morning wake up!!!
by KatNat March 17, 2009
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I'm just happy to be here

The kind of thing you say when you are put into an awkward scenario and you don't know how to react.
Real life example of mine below:
Girl: "So we want to get weed for 5 people tonight" (proceeds to look at me)

Me: I mean, I'm not really into that kind of thing. I'm just happy to be here.
by EJS_Ethan May 12, 2022
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