f80 dylan

a mother fucker who didnt call me two nights in a row because he was “asleep”

f80 dylan is a wigger

by f80dylanhater February 27, 2025

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Rusty Bob Dylan

A play on the rusty trombone but for females. When a man is both eating ass like he’s playing the harmonica and strumming on the clit like a guitar.

Friend: hey man, how did Valentine’s Day go?

Me: it was amazing, gave her the ol’ rusty Bob Dylan and she said it was the best gift she ever got

by Kangaroo Jack 6969 March 4, 2025

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Dylan Merkel

The most handsome sexy dude in the whole planet like omg where did this man come from. Everybody wants Dylan Merkel because he is omg awesome like 🤤

“Dylan Merkel is the most sexy man on the planet”

by Isomalt March 5, 2025

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Dylan

When you’ve taken a little too many illegal substances and feel a bit overwhelmed and need to chill out.

“Mum pick me up I feel like Dylan”
“Man I don’t feel good right now I feel like Dylan”

by Rob nail March 8, 2025

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Dylan deanified

Anytime you see the most white girl shit you can imagine. 2014 Pinterest board college dorm white girl.

“Wow look at that pastel daisy dress, it’s so Dylan deanified”

by MaddcauseBad March 15, 2025

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Dylan makes your heart feel like it’s about to skip right out of your chest. He’ll tuck your hair no matter how many times it falls down. He is the epitome of comfort and safety. He’ll walk with you hand in hand in the freezing cold, laugh and dance with you in the middle of the sidewalk. When with Dylan, everything is right.

Dylan makes my heart giggle with happiness

by dyl7717 November 24, 2021

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