hump and dump

smash her and dash straight to the toilet to take that long anticipated shit.

Ed: Yo, last night I had the best hump and dump of my life
Sam: My man, you’re a legend.

by powerpuffhoes November 11, 2017

hump dump

The act of defecating during sexual intercourse.

I took a hump dump while Erick was hitting it from behind

by Kyskee August 22, 2017

Dump Eagle

Seagull. Any dump is surrounded by seagulls.

I had to take a load of trash to the dump today and I almost got crapped on by a flock of dump eagles.

by anonymous April 21, 2023

i did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

i didnt do it

Dave: Did you run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake?

BOB:I did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024

Forrest Dumped

A form of break up, characterized by running away from the other party. Named after the movie “Forrest Gump”.

Woman 1: I was dating John for 6 months, then one day we were out shopping and he just started running away. I never saw him again.

Woman 2: You got Forrest Dumped!

by Ballsinyourface667 July 26, 2019

Bump dump

The act of giving birth.

Jessica's had her bump dump, seen her stretch marks?

by Kleahey November 29, 2019

Wheel-dumped

Its a term that you use when a person dumped you who wasn’t even your gf/bf. Like a 3rd wheel kind of thing, just that that person has the audacity to dump you.

James Bond: “ Its over patrisha, you are nothing more then a bitch to me”

Patrisha : “ But we are not even in a relationshi-“

James Bond : “ silence! I said its over let it be! I don’t want to hurt you no more... Farewell!”

Later : “ James bond Wheel-dumped me-“

by Levisleftsock November 8, 2020