Cheese Goblin

A person who uses a communal kitchen appliance or utensils and doesn't clean up after themselves. Name derived from the practice of using a sandwich toaster and leaving the melted cheese that oozes out all over the hotplate for the next person to scrape off.

"Looks like the cheese goblins were here last night - there is burnt cheese all over the sandwich toaster."

by EscF1 October 15, 2017

Shoot The Cheese

Take off, head out, leave

Yeah man, I'm bout to shoot the cheese.

by mxggle October 13, 2019

Cheese Majesty

One who is in power of all things cheese. Anything related to cheese, this person knows. Any kind of cheese, this person has tasted. Crowns and Ceptors are required.

Girl: Daaamn did you see all that cheese he just ate?

Other girl: He's the fuckin' cheese majesty. we must bow.

by fayfay12 March 31, 2009

cheese puffs

noun- its the pubes of a ginger normally erect

shes got some cheese puffs!

by lennonisacon March 11, 2017

ganster cheese

its when you get a ganster to give you a cheese sandwitch

santa claus gave me a mean ganster cheese

by pubichair April 23, 2008

Technology Cheese

Similar to a grilled cheese, the first step is to toast two slices of bread, next microwave the two slices of bread with desired number of cheese slices until sufficiently melted.

Bro, I'm starving, I want a grilled cheese, but I don't want to do all that work.

Dude, just technology cheese instead.

YES!

by sanfred December 10, 2012

Cheese Play

A sexual act where a couple collects their cheese like substances (smegma if male), formed after months of not bathing or cleaning, and generally uses it to perform various acts, such as lathering, eating, spitting to and fro, using as lube, mixing each other's together, mixing with food, etc.

Aw dude my I woke up to the smell of my aunt and uncle doing Cheese Play in my room again.

by The Gay Mankini October 3, 2021