bum fuck nowhere

A place out in the middle of nowhere, miles from civilization and miles from help if needed.
"What's Bluey up these days?"

"He got a new job at a mine out in the middle of bum fuck nowhere. It's at least two days drive from Sydney."
by IzzleMann May 28, 2008
Get the bum fuck nowhere mug.

juicy bum syndrome

Juicy bum syndrome or J.B.S is a condition that occurs after you drop a shit and wipe up the resulting bum chocolate. Only minutes after leaving the toilet it starts to feel juicy between your cheeks and your butthole begins to itch uncontrollably.
Man, I had severe Juicy bum syndrome last night! I scratched my butthole so hard that it looked like a cherry ripe had melted in my jocks!
by Ratdog82 July 02, 2017
Get the juicy bum syndrome mug.

dry-bumming

Jimmy, stick on some Prince - I feel like dry-bumming !
by Gaz December 03, 2003
Get the dry-bumming mug.

Bum ass bitch

A bitch who lives with her parents, collects welfare and is proud of it. She has multiple baby dads, is constantly causing drama and trying to fight women who are doing better than she is. No education, no life, no future. Just pure trash.
She is such a bum ass bitch, she will never get a job.
by Bossbih June 10, 2019
Get the Bum ass bitch mug.

anal bum cover

1. (n). a sheet that covers the anus.
2. (v). a category that is misinterpet from "An Album Cover" from SNL.
Deal. Let's take Anal Bum Cover for $400. - Sean Connery
by Josh Taylor June 22, 2006
Get the anal bum cover mug.

bum rape fields

A area of fields in failsworth, manchester. just behind Lord Lane.
"hey, r u's cumin to bum rape fields to nyt!"
by !@$£% April 26, 2007
Get the bum rape fields mug.

cream bum fork

its is when u eat out a butthole with a fork then cum on it then feed it to the local elementary school
ayo dude u tryna do some cream bum fork?
by nigga mom October 04, 2019
Get the cream bum fork mug.