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Banana Surprise

A banana surprise happens when a male is mid coitus with his female partner in the dark and says " Do you mind if I try something different?" After getting permission said male then reaches for a banana he has stowed earlier, peels it and then begins gently rubbing the banana on the females genitals. After a few minutes said female should ask what is that which then the male yells "Banana Surprise!" and shoves said banana into the females vagina at full force.
My girl said she was into magic so I Banana Surprised her ass.
Banana Surprise by dmac67 November 19, 2010
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Banana Republic

A boutique store that caters to educated black men, not to be associated with literaly "black" men
Shaniquia- Where the fuck is tyrone goin???
Jerome- Ohh nigga, he goin to fuckin Banana Republic, to get educated or some shit
Banana Republic by Tyron Biggums III February 27, 2009

BananaClock 

1. Spoiled Brat on the Clockcrew BBS Video Game forum. Quit and joined lock legion because he got de-modded 2. Faggot
1. BananaClock likes the Gamecube, which is kiddy.

2. Dude, your such a BananaClock
BananaClock by SnappleClock August 2, 2003

banana war 

A term used when a person attempts to use fake facts to back up a point.
Riley thought she was making an intelligent citation of history, but really her made up information was a banana war.
banana war by Rayychill December 21, 2005

banana nana face 

a middle age man who refuses to have even facial hair.
Ty pennington is a banana nana face

banana peel special 

the act of put the banana peel in the girl's vag, eating her out with it, and then putting it on as a condom to fuck her
She orgasamed as i did the banana peel special
banana peel special by cunilingus February 10, 2009

Banana'd 

When during mario kart you are struck in the face by a banana and wipe out due to this massive tube shaped object hitting you
Banana'd by Protagonistofatragedy136 September 21, 2010