cum baby

a girl who is obsessed with cum

dan: omg becky is suck a cum baby she wants me to cum in her mouth every night

alex: damn she is just like sarah

by udhelp June 17, 2019

Bowel Baby

when you take a crap so big (and possibly painful,) it's like you had a baby in the toilet.

When John came back from the restaurant bathroom, he told us that he had delivered a bowel baby.

by Iamtocool August 23, 2011

chaos baby

All the babies born into these volatile relationships that end up needing a DNA test taken on the Maury show to determine who the father is.

While watching the Maury Povich Show
Female Guest 1: I am 1000% sure that he is the father of my baby

:Maury puts up a picture of the baby on the screen:

Me: Aww, look at that cute chaos baby! I wonder which of these three men are the father.

by Nuclear Dustbunny February 8, 2014

Baby Playpen

n. any area where little people are held against their will. It usually consists of 4 foot high fences and child proof locks. Can be located inside or outside.

Do you wanna stop by the Baby Playpen and feed the little people?

sure, I'll bring the Cheerios!

by RedDan69 January 26, 2011

Baby Rocker

Person (mostly male) who thinks that he is exremely tough. Often between 12 to 17. These persons are often found in clicues in 3 and more (cliques bigger than six are rare). Since they are often just kids/thugs who don´t fit in, they usually just stay together, smoke, bully weaker kids, minor crime, wearing baggy clothes, graffiti and listening to hard rock and gangster rap. The emphasis is on the reputation. They want one to think that they are bad, but it is mostly just themselves who think that. In most cases the Baby Rocker grows out of this state, when he is no longer in his teens.

Baby Rocker(loud):you wanna mess with me?
You: cough cough jerk cough

by Andrias May 1, 2006

baby daddy

Slang for "baby's father" this term is used to describe a man who has had children with a woman (often times multiple women) but isn't married to or currently involved in a relationship with the mother.

"Got to go to court and finalize the custody dispute with my baby daddy."

"Oh you mean James? That's just my baby daddy."
"Me and my baby daddy could never get along."

by Jaiha December 24, 2014

Baby Fawning

The art of repeatedly rolling your ankle in high heels due to the immense amount of alcohol one has consumed. Resembling a baby fawn learning to walk.

"Me and Trisha were so wasted Saturday night that we had to baby fawn our way to the cabs."

"Dude you were so drunk last night you were baby fawning in the club"

by dawnofa_strom April 22, 2013