anal conqueror

A man by the name CAPT.SELLERS who anal conqueror

HEY THERE PRIVATE. BEND OVER AND REACH FOR THE STARS WHILE I GRAB MY FLAG. For im an anal conqueror

by capt conqueror December 20, 2013

Anal Thunder

When you eat too much mexican food and beans and you drink an energy drink, it creates a waste thunder storm.

Dude you should of been there last night, it was like Anal Thunder!

by Nintendo69 February 15, 2013

Anal Smirk

The anal smirk is the clenching reflex you get when you have just let through the first bit of brown shame into yr underpants.

Anal Smirk - When one pulls out his meat from the brown fridge and you turn the "waters from babylon" tap off.

by Standard Bruv June 20, 2011

anal inflation

When someone inflates their belly by putting a tube in their anus. Then, they start to pump water into the tube to fill their stomach with water. This is a kink for some people.

Megan is so hot when she does anal inflation

by LizardInACan October 21, 2021

Anal Cocked

to get fucked over... to be screwed over by someone else

another term- Boned

Dude I was totally going to get that job if he hadn't applied.

Man he totally anal cocked you!

by Baine124 November 27, 2010

Anal-ized

When a dirt leg is assraped while passed out out drunk and never knows it happend. She only thinks she took a huge shit the next morning.

That poor girl got Anal-ized for the 3rd time last night.

by Cheesepacker69 January 27, 2020

Anal Vulture

A gay guy that hovers around looking for fresh browneye.

I get the feeling that Ted might be an ANAL VULTURE

by Stinky71 September 5, 2009