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American Shotgun Syndrome

American Shogtun Syndrome, more commonly known as "ASS!" is the problem built into many multiplayer games to do with lag. This term was originally coined specifically for First-Person Shooter games, but in time has been used for any multiplayer game with similar problems.

ASS occurs when one user, for example from Europe, plays against an American player on an American server. The American player will be able to walk upto the European player, take aim and shoot them in the face with a shotgun at point-blank range to kill them instantly. The European player, suffering from a higher latency will see the American player where he was a second ago, then simply see this as being killed instantly by a shotgun from around 20 metres away, sometimes around a corner or after scoring a headshot or melee kill on said American player.

At the same time, when a European player tries to get up close, aim and get a shot to the head at point blank range against an american player, they may actaully be shooting at where the American player was a second ago, and either do much reduced damage or miss altogether.

When a player suffers from this occurrence, they are often know to disclaim "ASS!"- as they have fallen victim to the effects of American Shotgun Syndrome.
That guy killed me with his shotgun after I hit him in the face with my plasma sword! ASS!

Ugh, I don't want to play this game, it suffers too much from American Shotgun Syndrome... Yeah, it reeks of ASS.
by Terra Fang November 16, 2011
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american hot lunch

Sexual encounter in which the gentleman pokes his pink pogo-stick into a ladies mouth, through a turd on a piece of cling film.
Particularly popular in Germany. Ironically
'What better gift on the anniversary of their wedding than an American Hot Lunch,' thought Geoffrey as he pushed his shit stained cock through the clingfilm into Josi's gaping cake hole. He always was a romantic chap.
by James M.A M May 8, 2006
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all american rejects

A terrible band with little or no musical talent. The All American Rejects were a one-hit wonder for a while. Unfortunately, they have continued to record more terrible material and have started becoming popular amongst pop-punk kids and kids who think they are emo. Thankfully, however, their scene remains mostly dominated by 13 and 14 year-old girls.
by character zero June 21, 2006
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native american land

All land west of New Jersey & North of mexico & south of Canada!!! ( give all land back to Red-skin, all others return to country of orgin..)
native american land chief no want land east of New Jersey.
Not even burd want New Jersey.
by itichie_nocanpo July 6, 2006
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Native American Taco

When you smother your dick in bean dip, in an Indian headdress and have sex with a Mexican in a tent.
Cody: How was camping?
Kyle: It was awesome, I gave Miguel a Native American Taco!
by Nylter Hustlee December 16, 2011
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native american doorbell

A lazy native american indian that sits in his/her car honking the horn because they are too lazy to get out of car and knock/ring doorbell.
Edgar went to pick up Romulus and Jonas for the Pow Wow early that evening, instead of being civil and putting down his 40oz, he just sits in his '82 El Camino blasting the native american doorbell.
by Whiskey Drunk April 28, 2010
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North American upright

a slang term for a black person who lives and dies in the ghetto. that same person who leeches off the government; fills up 2 shopping carts of food (pizza's, chicken, steaks then pulls out the Link Card and bitches when they're $9 short of the total order and has to put back the most expensive steaks in the entire grocery store
i was coming home from the stoe and saw some of those
North American uprights in there and they was just trifling and causing a ruckus.
by taco seasoning June 27, 2006
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