A particularly definitive voice of firearm quality and function. Mike Mihalski has zero tolerance for “within tolerance” and frequently smoke checks uneducated fuckwits spreading the latest marketing STD’s from gun mags.
Additionally, “Mike Mihalski” is considered a unit of measure relative to the amount of patience one may dedicate to internet fuckbois, clueless platform simps, and brand-loyal fanbois.
Additionally, “Mike Mihalski” is considered a unit of measure relative to the amount of patience one may dedicate to internet fuckbois, clueless platform simps, and brand-loyal fanbois.
-“My Sgt and Lt both said AR’s are legos for grown men and they’re all basically the same.”
-“Yeah, but Mike Mihalski said you’re sgt is a recreational cuck that couldn’t differentiate his dick from a bent firing pin.”
-“Mike Mihalski hurt my feelings in my own FB group and I’m such a steaming pile of bruised, man-batter-splashed labia that I ban and block anyone that mentions him or his company.”
-“Bro, I’m about to Mike Mihalski that man-gravy-slurping, fist mounting, cock pterodactyl of a dipass in AR15 Nation if he says “there’s only four forges” one more goddamned time!”
-“Yeah, but Mike Mihalski said you’re sgt is a recreational cuck that couldn’t differentiate his dick from a bent firing pin.”
-“Mike Mihalski hurt my feelings in my own FB group and I’m such a steaming pile of bruised, man-batter-splashed labia that I ban and block anyone that mentions him or his company.”
-“Bro, I’m about to Mike Mihalski that man-gravy-slurping, fist mounting, cock pterodactyl of a dipass in AR15 Nation if he says “there’s only four forges” one more goddamned time!”
by Tangomcgee February 26, 2021
Get the Mike Mihalskimug. The perfect couple. They've been through everything and fell in love almost instantly. Mike is the most amazing boyfriend, who protects his queen. Katy is a beautiful, unique girl who's loyal and a tad clingy. Their love is infinite. Nothing can break them apart. When his smoky eyes meet her brown eyes, the world stops in order to let them have a moment alone together.
by i-drank-the-kool_aid December 2, 2014
Get the Mike and Katymug. by ilove@mikekeating June 4, 2021
Get the @mike keatingmug. Means when a wired microphone is hidden on you so people aka a cop can listen to your conversations.
by poppy2212 February 18, 2020
Get the Miked Upmug. 
Get the Captain Underpants Is Mike Ostroskimug. 
Who's Mike?! Who is he?!
'cause none of us have ever seen him! None of us! Ever!
Every time Tenna asks Mike to do something, it's either like...
He just does it himself, we do it secretly, or...
It just sorta happens!
So, who is Mike!? Who is he!? Is he just Tenna's imaginary friend!?
Is he Tenna's alter-ego!? Like some alternate personality or something!?
And why the hell does he get so much love and attention !?
If the weather guys are second-in-command, what does that make him!?
'cause none of us have ever seen him! None of us! Ever!
Every time Tenna asks Mike to do something, it's either like...
He just does it himself, we do it secretly, or...
It just sorta happens!
So, who is Mike!? Who is he!? Is he just Tenna's imaginary friend!?
Is he Tenna's alter-ego!? Like some alternate personality or something!?
And why the hell does he get so much love and attention !?
If the weather guys are second-in-command, what does that make him!?
...
What?
It's ALWAYS been us!?
Then where'd the idea of Mike come from in the first place!?
This doesn't make any sense!!
What about you guys!? You came to this room...
Are you guys Mike?! Are you!?
Huh!? Are ya!? Are ya!?
What?
It's ALWAYS been us!?
Then where'd the idea of Mike come from in the first place!?
This doesn't make any sense!!
What about you guys!? You came to this room...
Are you guys Mike?! Are you!?
Huh!? Are ya!? Are ya!?
by amogusamoguseverywhere July 1, 2025
Get the Mikemug.