willy spectrum

The 'Willy spectrum' or possibly 'Dick spectrum' is the scale at which a penis is defined and measured by it pleasurebility and size, starting at one extreme and ending at another.
Sarah explained to Alice, the day after her one night stand, that Clive's dick was probably average on the willy spectrum because although it was pretty sizeable he didn't really know how to use it too well.
by Broom handle June 17, 2016
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Willy churn

When you suck a guy off and swirl your tongue
"We all love willies, it's the way that they're churned"
"Imogen, give me one of them willy churns"
by Mazzyyyyyyy November 4, 2012
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Willy wallop

The action of absolutely totaling someone or something with ones dick.
Guy 1: "Holy shit man, I got so mad at this game yesterday I still cant believe what I did to my monitor"
Guy 2: "What did you do?"
Guy 1: "I decided to hit it with a Willy wallop, I regret doing it now"
by Dogonduck September 29, 2021
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C. Willy

the act of stopping atop a cliff or drop while skiing and having so much snow built up under your skies that you in turn, tip over the drop an slip down on your side.
"that is such a gnarly drop! Dont C. Willy it"
by call me maybe August 6, 2012
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Chicken Willie

An old term for someone that is too chicken to correct someone when they’re doing the wrong thing.
Old Person “hey go tell them to stop talking. They’re too loud.”
Young person “that’s above my pay grade.”
Old Person “don’t be such a Chicken Willie. Chicken Willie!”
by Old Timer September 21, 2023
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John Willy

After a spot of tea, I rode his John Willy.
by Brownald December 31, 2021
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Dirty Willy

The act of nutting on your right pointer finger and insterting it in a persons asshole.
My cousin wanted me to nutt on her finger so she can put it in my ass. She called this a Dirty Willy.
by Jack sing-off October 3, 2020
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