The 'Willy spectrum' or possibly 'Dick spectrum' is the scale at which a penis is defined and measured by it pleasurebility and size, starting at one extreme and ending at another.
Sarah explained to Alice, the day after her one night stand, that Clive's dick was probably average on the willy spectrum because although it was pretty sizeable he didn't really know how to use it too well.
by Broom handle June 17, 2016

by Mazzyyyyyyy November 4, 2012

Guy 1: "Holy shit man, I got so mad at this game yesterday I still cant believe what I did to my monitor"
Guy 2: "What did you do?"
Guy 1: "I decided to hit it with a Willy wallop, I regret doing it now"
Guy 2: "What did you do?"
Guy 1: "I decided to hit it with a Willy wallop, I regret doing it now"
by Dogonduck September 29, 2021

the act of stopping atop a cliff or drop while skiing and having so much snow built up under your skies that you in turn, tip over the drop an slip down on your side.
by call me maybe August 6, 2012

Old Person “hey go tell them to stop talking. They’re too loud.”
Young person “that’s above my pay grade.”
Old Person “don’t be such a Chicken Willie. Chicken Willie!”
Young person “that’s above my pay grade.”
Old Person “don’t be such a Chicken Willie. Chicken Willie!”
by Old Timer September 21, 2023

by Brownald December 31, 2021

My cousin wanted me to nutt on her finger so she can put it in my ass. She called this a Dirty Willy.
by Jack sing-off October 3, 2020
