twat waffle

a pussy who's too scared to do anything ; someone who pussies out of everything.

Dude 1: "Dude, do you know Jake?"
Dude 2: " Yeah that fucking pussy. He was too scared to go to the haunted house last week."
Dude 1: " Wow, that fucking twat waffle!"
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by stfu sociotic bitch October 23, 2014

Twat waffle

A vagina that has been in fishnet stockings for a full shift or at lease two shows. See also two show pussy.

After the evening show Kevina flashed me a shot of her twat waffle.

by SexiestRexiest May 25, 2019

Twat waffle

It is a shriveled up vagina

Did you just bang that twat waffle

by Caiden rrr February 07, 2018

Twat Waffle

Someone who's being a ditsy bitch

You won't believe what that twat waffle did !

by xSunn January 19, 2016

jizz waffle

is a person born in 07/31/08 named parker

that man is named Jizz waffle

by Jizz Waffle November 16, 2023

Lunge Waffle

That friend that thinks he knows everyword so u make up a word that means nothing to fuck with him

Nik is a lunge waffle

by Michael_Haze February 29, 2016

Golden waffles

When you can't wait for your girlfriend to drizzle syrup down your naked body

Hey honey, get those golden waffles over here right now!

by Heeheehee123 August 15, 2017