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the United depression

A: What team you support?
B: Manchester United
A: ouch! You got the united depression?

B: yeah :(
by MUFCFan April 4, 2022
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The United Indiana

A fictional country next to Obhio, This is a free country unlike Obhio, In this place everybody has freedom, The United Indiana is place were you want to be.
TUI: “Hi I am from The United Indiana!”
Person: “Nice”
by Obhioan April 14, 2022
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Boring units

Metric units aka the measurement system every other country but the United States has switched to even though it consists of boring decimal points, powers, and zeroes.
It weighs 1.2 pounds. Or 544 paperclips in boring units.
by NigelM May 6, 2022
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Manchester United Masterplan

1. A mistake made by Manchester United or one of its players
2. A reason for Manchester United to do something stupid or produce an embarrassing result
3. Confusing, unsuccessful tactics of Manchester United's managers
"why is Maguire still our captain? why is he still playing every week?"
"Don't worry, it's part of the Manchester United Masterplan"

"We lost to Brighton and Liverpool 4-0"
"We're sandbagging. It's all part of the great Manchester United Masterplan"

"We didn't finish in the top 4. Why do we have to have to see Ronaldo play on Thursday nights?"
"We didn't finish top 4 because we want to win an easier trophy in the form of Europa league, so we can end our 6 year trophy drought. See, it's all part of the Manchester United Masterplan"
by 🅱️oss May 10, 2022
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flops united

A group of flops that unite to form a group known as the "flops united". They go around and raid TikTok pages that go against the queen and savior CupcakKe, Jiafei, Lovely Peaches, and more. The flops are known for using low-quality and repetitive videos over and over. The head office of the flops is the "Haunted House"(on Twitter). This group is a very aggressive group and should be avoided at all costs.
Girl yesss!!! the Flops United are coming to a straight TikTok page near you to raid it!
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Manchester United

by Johnnyal June 18, 2022
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Manchester United

An English football club that plays in the English Premier League. They were once the best team in England and also once one of the best teams in Europe. Nowadays they are a shadow of its former shelf and an absolute laughing stock due to the club being run more as a business by the Glazers rather than a football club.
Manchester United may take decades to rise as an elite team again.
by Narrow Lines June 18, 2022
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