When somebody takes a shit in a toilet and after they flush, streaks are left down the inside of the bowl that look similar to the streaks left in mud next to a pond that turtles slide into.
"Dude, what the hell did you eat? A whole pound of cheese?"
"What? Why?"
"You left some wicked bad turtle slides in the toilet."
"What? Why?"
"You left some wicked bad turtle slides in the toilet."
by TechnoShamanInflux June 17, 2018
Get the Turtle Slidesmug. Another word for "penis."
by Trousermouse December 11, 2017
Get the one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neckmug. 
Operating at the lowest speed. Coined from the throttle on most riding lawnmowers with turtle being the slowest you can go.
by expert464 December 7, 2015
Get the turtle lowmug. by JJmakesdumbstuff April 8, 2021
Get the A turtlemug. "Hey man, have you seen that new turtle pic?"
"Not yet, haven't been on the Turtle Machine all day"
"Did you know some turtles are brown?"
"You're wrong, I asked the Turtle Machine and the brown ones are called "tortoise"
"Turtle Machine broke"
"Not yet, haven't been on the Turtle Machine all day"
"Did you know some turtles are brown?"
"You're wrong, I asked the Turtle Machine and the brown ones are called "tortoise"
"Turtle Machine broke"
by Jeffi June 16, 2018
Get the Turtle Machinemug. After this deployment, My junk feels and looks like a purple turtle because I haven't had any action.
by Mr. Jazz24 November 14, 2016
Get the purple turtlemug.