TastyTampon

A truly enlightened individual with hopes and dreams like everyone else. Who doesn't love a well marinated tampon?

That TastyTampon dude is smart af

by SaintReal October 29, 2018

toast mouth

When a girl won't suck you because she has a sore throat!

I can't go down on you, I have toast mouth!

by JAB_1987 November 10, 2018

toast with an extra side of butter!

When you drop something that's coming straight for you, or when you miss the perfect catch.

Mary: *runs towards ball*
Had: *ball 2 feet away*
A: *Ball right in her hands*
Little: *Drops*
Lamb: MaRyY!!!
MLG: OMFG!!
No: I'm sorry, did anybody order Toast with an extra side of butter!
Scope: Yes, I believe Mary did she's in table GTFO.

by Bob'sButteryBiscuits,Isella November 19, 2018

Toastado

censored version of roastado. You can also say Tostito (like the chips) for an extra censored version.

The teachers dont want us saying roastado, so now I just use toastado.

by hazyy! January 26, 2019

Toast

Toast is a form of bread that has been browned by exposure to radiant heat. This browning is the result of a Maillard reaction altering the flavor of the bread and making it firmer so that it is easier to spread toppings on it. Toasting is a common method of making stale bread more palatable. Bread is often toasted using a toaster, but toaster ovens are also used. Though many types of bread can be toasted the most commonly used is "sliced bread", referring to bread that is already sliced and bagged upon purchase and may be white, brown, multigrain, etc.

I love toast, especially with butter

by XamPopPow March 11, 2019

Toasted Head

When you're really high (a.k.a. toasted) and get head.

Person One: Can I take another bong rip?
Person Two: Sure, but don't you have date later?
Person One: Yeah man, gonna get some toasted head.

by HeoQ March 12, 2019

Toaster Sploogel

A party game involving a group of males masturbating on an un-sauced Toaster Strudel in a race to ejaculate first, leaving the last man to climax, doomed to eat the flaky breakfast pastry loaded with the rest of the males seamen.

"Tony lost in Toaster Sploogel yesterday and his breath still smells like nut"

by Yeeetmaster March 23, 2019