my neck of the woods

buttholes and anal stuff

i like a 9 inch veiny throbbing cock in my neck of the woods

by weinerinmybuns June 22, 2023

Neck

A neck is when someone slaps the back of your neck when you say something stupid, really obvious, or what you said just doesn't make sense

Girl: whats 2+2
Boy: isn't it 13
Girl: NECK!

by cleo_saltymama October 27, 2016

Donkey neck combover

When a she-male has overgrown pubes

Did you hear that Jeremy’s mother has a donkey neck combover

by Bungus smoker June 12, 2022

Clear the neck

The act of getting rid of the Phlegm in your throat (or in this case the neck)

J: Hey Miyan, you need to clear the neck?

M: Yeah man the neck is clogged.

by Yakovic February 2, 2016

Neck-D

1. to be ironically and unreasonably surprised and offended by attention or disapproval acquired by blatantly dishonourable, or ostentatious behaviour.

2. anything that seemingly cannot be improved despite incredible effort nor investment.

1 (a) He looked all Neck-D when I roused on him for drawing on the walls.

1 (b) She was Neck-D about being fired after she was caught stealing.
1 (c) Dude, you have a tattoo on your face, of course I'm going to look at you. Don't get all Neck-D about it.

2 (a) I can do 200 crunches a day, but my stomach will just always be my Neck-D
2 (b) Nothing can fix that hole in my jeans. I've tried and stitching, machine sewing and patching it. It's Neck-D.

by naivewifey November 7, 2015

Bent neck lady

Bent neck lady from haunting of hill House, my friend called her fit

Me:bent neck lady'shows photo:
My friend:wait.fit
Me:/BENT NECK LADY 💀

by I DO NOT KNOW HELP January 2, 2023

neck

when you trick someone, you slap the back of there neck and say "NECK" them put it on your neck.

"hey look over there" *they look* "HA NECK"

by booty shark September 14, 2016