Poop Walk

The act of taking such a long turd that it bottoms out the toilet while still connected to your asshole and you have stand up off the toilet and walk the turd off until the connection breaks.

Guy 1: Dude I deployed such a long monkey tail shit that I had to do the poop walk!
Guy 2: Damn dude did it break clean?
Guy 1: Nah man, it gave me the worst case of mud butt! It took a whole roll to wipe me clean!
Guy 2: Dude you get some pictures?
Guy 1: You know it dude!

by Capt. Newt November 25, 2013

poop block

The one solid piece of poop that is stopping you from a diarrhea disaster.

Thank goodness that i had a poop block during that party or else things would have gotten ugly!

by seak_69 July 11, 2010

Poop Cloud

The cloud that is left behind when a shit sits at the bottom of the toilet for too long and then is flushed

That upper decker left behind a poop cloud that could be seen for weeks.

by g-- money January 9, 2010

poop waffle

When one takes a massive poop in the shower and proceeds to waffle stomp it down the drain.

“Poop waffle”

Bro, I just stomped a massive turd down the drain and made a nice poop waffle.

by Testicularism November 9, 2019

Poop doobie

Tiny rolled up pieces of toilet paper on the floor after wiping that has poop on it.

Ugh I went into the bathroom and saw tiny poop doobies on the floor!

by Bobotastic November 24, 2016

Poop Butt

The kind of ass that looks very soggy in pants or jeans. Looks that the woman has taken a poo poo in her jeans or that her entire ass is made of soggy poo poo.

Oh, look over there, baby has got a poop butt.

I liked her, but did you see her ass, its fat and she has a poop butt.

by Rod Bernstein October 19, 2004

poop sweats

when you eat lots of spicey foods, you will end up going to the bathroom and when you try to go poo, it'll be hard so you'll start to sweat from all the pushing.

"All of those hot rods gave me the poop sweats"
"aww! my butt hurts so much from the poop sweats"

by MCJ June 25, 2006