Joe Namath

Ridiculously overrated New York Jets quarterback.

New Yorker: Man, we need Joe Namath back in here.
Person with actual knowledge of NFL: Chad Pennington is probably better than his sorry ass.

by Some dude from Yonkers October 3, 2005

Joe Fish

An altered version of the game go fish. The game consists of 2 or more men and a deck of cards. They then shuffle the cards and divide them out evenly. ( Note though that for groups of more than 4 men, 2 or more decks may be required). They then shove half of their playing cards up their anus, being careful not to peek at their opponents cards. They then stand in a semi-squatting, or if they chose, completely prone position. Next an opponent is chosen, and one player asks the other for a certain card. If the opponent does not have the card, then the requester must insert his arm into the opponent's anus and dig, or "Excavate" for a card. If the requested card is found then he wins a point. If not, then he may choose to continue asking the current opponent for cards, or choose another opponent. The game ends when all cards have been "Excavated".

"Hey Paul, do you have an ace?". "No Tom, I don't. Joe Fish, baby!!"

by Joe Fish Is A Gay Game To Play. August 12, 2004

Joe McCarthy

Joe McCarthy is practical terms means a "Melt",

Guy 1: Hey man you coming out today?

Guy 2 nah man i ant sorry iv got a thing to do

Guy 1: Man your such a Joe McCarthy

by albyjfairfield March 15, 2011

Joe Bidened

To be touched inappropriately by someone with political power.

Jerry: He man you know Becky, apparently she got Joe Bidened.

by Linked Carts October 29, 2020

joe wright

dush bag

wow...look at joe wright. hes a real dush bag.

by Dr.Strangel0ve46 March 22, 2009

Joe Blue

Joe Blue is the name for an African who has delusions of grandeur, and believes that he is the coolest thing to come out of Africa since the dawn of man. This person is usually cocky and lazy, and thinks he knows better than everybody else. Also, this person will drink abundant amounts of alcohol and talk mad shit to everyone around him, hit on every woman around, even in front of their man, and cause general unrest among the natives, and has been known to do the dumbest things while intoxicated, constantly professing the fact that he doesn't give a fuck.

"Wow, check out that guy passed out in his car."
"He looks drunk. What a Joe Blue."

"Dude calm down, you're gonna get us in trouble."
"I don't give a fuck."
"Don't get all Joe Blue with me!"
"Shut up nigga! Fuck that shit!!"

"Yo check her out, she fine."
"Dude she has her boyfriend with her."
"Nigga I don't even care, I'm tryin to hit knowhatimsayin?"

by the unwhite boy August 12, 2009

Joe McAwesome

A name given to those who are born with the birth name of Joseph (or some variation of that) but exceed beyond the spectrum of a mortal man. He must be awesome concentrate.

Before we engaged in sexual intercourse I though he was just another Joe, I now know that he is indeed a Joe McAwesome.

Joe McAwesome has a license to kill, drive, hunt, fish and abort a fetus in the second or third trimester.

by Joe McAwesome December 25, 2008