Constitootional right

Da unalterable freedom to fart whenever, wherever, and however you please.
Just because you may have a Constitootional right to "let 'er rip" anytime does not mean dat it would always be prudent and/or proper for you to actually do so indiscriminately, such as if your butt is near someone's face, if you're canoodling with a romantic partner in bed, etc.
by QuacksO January 07, 2023
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syrian man rights

syrian man rights are great
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Flexer’s Right’s

When you flex a specific object as yours to an audience of people, in doing so, anyone who obtains the same object as you could be called a copycat or follower, even if they had it before you as long as you flex it first.
I don’t care if you bought it first you never told anyone about it like I did, therefore I have Flexer’s Right’s you copycat.”
by Creature666 July 02, 2023
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Get you right

It's a way of saying you're going to do a good job at something for the sake of somebody.
You: Damn it. I applied my screen protector wrong!
Your best friend: Don't worry, imma get you right.

You: Thank you so much. Glad I know someone who can fix this.
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Right fucked tonight

A phrase you tell you buddies after buying liquor. Wanting to take the night to a next level of drunkness. Doing a whole lot of shit that would be stupid to do while sober.
Joey: "Stef , you were right fucked tonight. You frigging stole his booze, his smokes, and his dog."

Stef: " I was drunk. What do you expect. we bought a 60oz of vodka."
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For Right

Nah but she for right. “
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Right Turn Clyde

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?
Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!
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