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Massachusetts Toast

Massachusetts toast is when you wake up and are greeted by a dude from Southie, wearing a Red Sox hat, holding a Dunkin’ Donuts coffee cup, tells you to go fuck yourself as he searches in vain for pictures of Tom Brady’s nudes.
“Man I had the worst Massachusetts Toast yesterday, but I at least got some Dunks”
by McGrampa September 23, 2020
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Lesbian Toast

What began as a misunderstood word, has now lead to the rights for one woman toast to love another woman toast.
Girl:What are you doing?
Other girl:Nothing just reading a cute story about Lesbian Toast. :3
by winchesterboi November 12, 2020
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Dutch Toaster

When you fart in someone’s hoody and throw there hood up and tie it
by N8tertot October 13, 2020
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French Toast

jewish french people in 1941-1945
"that hitler hated French Toast"
"what's french toast?"
"jewish french people mate"
by your real name. bitch December 20, 2020
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French Toaster

A person who panic buys food staples at the first hint of a snow storm. Typically found in the Midwest, this type of shopper will stock up on 15 to 20 days worth of milk, eggs, and bread to ride out a one to two day snow event. What is ironic about the French Toaster is that they unwittingly bought the ingredients for, but very rarely make, French toast.
The Weather report calls for an inch of snow for tomorrow. I'll bet the French Toasters are emptying the shelves of milk, bread, and eggs again.
by The Reverand Doctor December 31, 2020
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limp toaster

a mentally slow human who has the iq of a toaster and can’t get hard
used as an insult,

you’re a whole limp toaster
by Krafffffty February 27, 2021
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soggy toast with butter

A perfectly straight thing and whoever asked you is gay
You like soggy toast with butter
You asked your gay
by Blake's nemesis March 27, 2021
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