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Josh

Typically the baddest, best looking mother fuckers on the planet. To know a Josh is to know wisdom. To know a Josh is to know humour. To know a Josh is to know sexual prowess. Josh’s can be found all over the world and have a reputation for being charming, kind, witty, and hopelessly romantic. Josh’s are know for rescuing damsel’s in distress and volunteering their time at animal shelters and old folks homes. However, despite their appealing demeanour and calm attitude, Josh’s have the mental fortitude of a Navy Seal, the strength of a full grown silverback Gorilla, and the loyalty of a wolf. I’m other words, so not mess with a Josh.
Did you know the World’s Most Interesting Man’s first name is Josh?
by Polaris07 November 22, 2021
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Josh

short for joshua. a bit of a player before you get to know him. hottest guy around and has all the girls falling for him. struggles to find his true friends and is often thought of as shallow and self-obsorbed. when a josh finds a girl he likes he becomes a bit shy around her and can't seem to get her like all the others. fun when you get to know him and has a good sense of humor.
"look at they guy, he must be a josh"
by horseywhisperer February 22, 2019
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National Josh Day

Once a year that you can show your love and appreciation for Josh.
Josh: "Hey man, what day is it?"
Armaan: "I don't know?"

Josh: "Check your phone..."
Armaan:" Oh yeah! It's the 27th of May"

Josh:"It's National Josh day.."

Armaan:"OH MAN IM SO SORRY I FORGOT! HAPPY NATIONAL JOSH DAY!!"
by Josh's Mother <3333 May 26, 2022
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Josh Cones

Large cock, very shakeable
Wow, look at that trick.. definitely a Josh Cones
by Josh-Jones Payne September 28, 2011
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Josh

Josh is an all round sick cunt with a huge donger and seems to sell drugs with his grandma.
Person one: Oh, who's that guy over there?
Person two: I don't know, but he seems like a real Josh
by BigDykNagar October 25, 2020
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josh holder

I ugly muther trucker that leaves niggas on seen
Josh holder js a fucking bitch because he dint answer my snap
by Im not a hoe June 4, 2017
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josh

josh (also known as taco) is a hot mf and he is like the best person in the WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD.he has helped me through a lot and im thankful 😍😍😍😍🤩🤩🤩
Girl: hey do u know josh?
Me: uh yea why?
Girl: well i got a crush in him..
Me: MF HE LITERALLY DOESNT EVEN LIKE U 😨😨
Girl: oh-
by ~hellish_mille~ IM HXLYXBXES August 23, 2021
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