Paxton Taylor Clarke

Small petite young man with a massive caboose. Gets all the baddies and is great with the baddies

That dude Paxton Taylor Clarke gets all the baddies

by Zaybuns July 25, 2022

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taylor june mason

the best person ever

Taylor June Mason is so cool

by Grigglee man September 28, 2022

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Corey taylor

Just don't read his books, and you will like him all the same.

If you put all of Corey Taylor's books together it would be the modern equivalent to Mien Kampf

by stainless67 April 6, 2022

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Taylor

A 7th Grade boy who is always asking SOMEONE to get on "Fortnite".

From Taylor, "GET ON FORTNITE NOW!!!!"

by Kord ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ June 3, 2020

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Taylor is an amazing friend and a very strong person, he may have problems seeing how amazing he is but everyone else can see it. he makes so many people happy and doesn't even realize it. he's the type of person that you'll fall foe without even realizing it, hes smart and funny and the biggest goofball you will ever meet, hes sweet and charming and he'll turn you into the biggest simp before you even realize it! he may look like an egg if he ever cut his hair off again (because hes an eggboy) he also happens to think hes intimidating when in reality hes a giant teddy bear, hes cuddly and if you play with his hair it'll make him melt like a blob. i love taylor.

person one:
"taylor is so cute "
person two:
"go away he's mines"

by tythedino September 15, 2020

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Marjorie Taylor Shitsinpantz

Marjorie Taylor Shitsinpantz, nickname for Marjorie Taylor Greene was so named in honor of her mentor Donald Von Shitsinpantz, after she resigned from Congress.

Marjorie Taylor Shitsinpantz, who sadly cheats on her pull-ups (see below), finally woke up to realize her mentor, Donald Von Shitsinpantz, is corrupt. When she had the realization, she did the honorable thing to resign and end the Von Shitsinpantz dynasty. She still has a long way to go on her pullups.

by LaughingAloud November 23, 2025

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