To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a
thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then
get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the
black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots
hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the
black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so
happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!