Sloppy Magnum

When you exchange Skittles for a blowjob in the church carpark.

I was broke this week and really horny, but thankfully there were some Skittles under the seat in my PT Cruiser that I could exchange for a Sloppy Magnum at the Christ United Mission brick and mortar.

by FreshMuffinsss May 9, 2025

sloppy mackerel

A vagina that has the firmness of a condom full of grapes

Wow man! That's a sloppy mackerel

by Flappy pancake February 10, 2015

Sloppy Slamwich

Dirty, nasty, typically loud sex.

“She’s such a slut. Everyone has to hear her and her boyfriend making a sloppy slamwich every night.”

by Bignigfigsquid March 19, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

Getting a blowjob but the woman’s mouth is full of dip

Charlie I just got a Sloppy Dallas by Jessica

by _Frosty_ October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob with a mouth full of dip

Girl: want me to give you a Sloppy Dallas?
Guy: what the hell is that?
Girl: I spit dip on your penis.
Guy: fuck it, I’ll try it.

by Lightbreaker165 October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob with a mouth full of dip.

I walked in on Becky giving Chad a Sloppy Dallas, and I was mortified.

by Cj369 October 15, 2020

Sloppy

YOU LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER I HATE YOU AND YOU ARE THE DUMBEST THING EVER YOU LITTLE BITCH

Damn i am sloppy today yes yes slurp

by Shashamaggott December 6, 2018