suit-porn

Graphs, charts, spreadsheets, and power point presentations illustrating vague descriptions of corporate growth, fiscal decline, projected expenditures, etc. Typically those involved in authoring such empty and meaningless propaganda claim six-figure salaries yet produce no tangible profits, capital, or services for their organization which offsets the aforementioned salary.

Chad: You happen to walk by Harold's office this morning?
Mike: Yeah, I saw it.
Chad: Full blown PPT presentation on the wall.
Mike: Meaningless and boring eh?
Chad: Suit-porn extraordinaires.
Mike: Bet it took Bob everything he had to keep his pants on.
Chad: Shea.

by itakepwnership December 12, 2010

gay furry porn

springs favorite type of gay porn
gay porn but with furries

sprimg:i love gay furry porn
everyone:we know
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by zorcytox October 21, 2020

Too pretty for porn

The idea that there is a subset of women who are actually too good looking to ever appear in pornography. It arises because even if these particular women did want to make a living off their looks/body they would have many more and better options than porn, for example acting or modelling.

Jessica Alba is too pretty for porn.

by Hemat O'Cyte March 8, 2013

Chinese fart porn

something i love

Person 1: I love chinese fart porn
Person 2: Me too
*intense kissing*

by FireBroNigga January 8, 2023

midget amputee porn

midget amputee porn is the holy grail of all porn for those that are weird and wacky enough to want to watch it. Obviously contains midgets that are dismembered dancing the good dance!!!

do you want to watch some midget amputee porn?

by dannyboy1373 November 10, 2007

soft core porn

Pornographic material that shows everything excluding insertion or penetration.

Jenny stars in soft core porn movies.

by BabyD June 22, 2006

Progressive Porn Disorder

The anamoly that occurs after having so much messed up porn available online that a picture of a naked blonde doesnt cut it anymore

Brad: Ay dude i got the new issue of Hustler

Chris: No time right now, im watching a 50-1 gangbang

Brad: You gotta see a psychiatrist about that progressive porn disorder

by Hankgod June 20, 2011