walking poops

The result of having to poop so bad, that you don't make it to the restroom in time, and start pooping while you walk. (see also walking farts)

"Poor Grandma got the walking poops at the Wal-Mart last night. She left little poo tracks all the way to the restroom."

by Haywood Jalissen August 21, 2011

Poop Cloud

The cloud that is left behind when a shit sits at the bottom of the toilet for too long and then is flushed

That upper decker left behind a poop cloud that could be seen for weeks.

by g-- money January 9, 2010

Poop doobie

Tiny rolled up pieces of toilet paper on the floor after wiping that has poop on it.

Ugh I went into the bathroom and saw tiny poop doobies on the floor!

by Bobotastic November 24, 2016

poop waffle

When one takes a massive poop in the shower and proceeds to waffle stomp it down the drain.

“Poop waffle”

Bro, I just stomped a massive turd down the drain and made a nice poop waffle.

by Testicularism November 9, 2019

poop block

The one solid piece of poop that is stopping you from a diarrhea disaster.

Thank goodness that i had a poop block during that party or else things would have gotten ugly!

by seak_69 July 11, 2010

Poop Butt

The kind of ass that looks very soggy in pants or jeans. Looks that the woman has taken a poo poo in her jeans or that her entire ass is made of soggy poo poo.

Oh, look over there, baby has got a poop butt.

I liked her, but did you see her ass, its fat and she has a poop butt.

by Rod Bernstein October 19, 2004

poop sweats

when you eat lots of spicey foods, you will end up going to the bathroom and when you try to go poo, it'll be hard so you'll start to sweat from all the pushing.

"All of those hot rods gave me the poop sweats"
"aww! my butt hurts so much from the poop sweats"

by MCJ June 25, 2006