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Cat Penis

Usually gotten from the back door of chinese take-out places. Baked in an oven then ground into powder. Some wine or whiskey is then added and it is baked again and cut into rocks similar to crack cocaine then smoked in a crack pipe. Produces extreme endurance, hallucinations, and euphoria. Usually sold in the hood.
He was so wasted on Cat Penis he was awake for 2 days.
by PortalX September 18, 2008
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Penis Colada

by Murph January 16, 2003
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Goose penis

"I heard that she only likes goose penis"

"I heard that guy doesn't have any sexual stamina because he has a goose penis"
by Ant Champ October 23, 2008
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penis cock

1. part of the male reproductive system.

2. when your weiner is bigger than you are.

3. an expression when something exciting happens.

4. a term often used by people with tourettes.
1. penis cock + vagina = fetus.

2. dude, did you see his penis cock?!? it was HUGE!

3. holy penis cock, don't touch me there!

4. will you go to the store and buy me some PENIS COCK FUCK SHIT, oops sorry... those darn tourettes again.
by awesomedonald&carlosoatmeal August 10, 2008
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penis missile

noun- A missile so large that if it is used on another country, it would be as if that country were being sodomized.
Person #1: Oh, Dammit, its the penis missile!!!
Homosexual w/ lisp #1: Oh, Jesus, Jesus Christ...
by ¡¿The Big W?! June 12, 2006
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penis shafted

the art of thrusting ones penis into any cavity on another persons body
by bizzled May 28, 2009
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wills penis

dang that’s fucking small mate
wills penis be like
by iskdbsjsbssjjb October 16, 2020
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