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Just Dance University

“Do you like Just Dance University Team?”
“Yes”
Fuck You
by Barrel Dancer April 17, 2021
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Northern Michigan University

A waste of fucking money. If you aren’t from the Midwest good luck meeting anyone you’d get along with unless you do sports. It’s the friendliest campus on the country until it’s time for the people to put in the effort to actually go out and do stuff. It’s a miserable campus, the faculty is fighting for pay after 100+ days without it and the entire school is suffering for it. NMU is basically all the people who didn’t get into MSU and are still bitter about it, on top of the bitterness they get from the cold. Good luck finding a party that doesn’t get shut down within 3 hrs and where people actually dance, instead of just stand around and talk w drinks in hand like they’re at a bonfire. Take your money elsewhere. Not only is the school shit, but literally every single landlord can and will fuck you over in some way shape or form, which makes the hole town seem like a fucking scam. 99c wraps sell for $2.50 here, to put things in perspective. Don’t get me wrong, Marquette is probably one of the prettiest areas in the country, and the nature aspect of it trumps all that is negative about the school. The locals are always kind, and willing to help with basically anything, so there’s always a smile to turn to. The UP is very roadtripable as well, and the students do it often as basically everyone goes home on the weekends. There are some sights to see here, just don’t stay for long.
“Yeah I go to Northern Michigan University for med plant chem”

“Oh so your getting an analytical chemistry degree with a background in basic biology for 3x the price of a technical college?”
by Kozie October 30, 2021
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Georgia State University

Also known as "Ghetto State University", is a large public research university in the heart of Downtown Atlanta, Georgia. It also owns Perimeter College, a group of six associate-degree colleges outside Atlanta's Perimeter, but we don't talk about those.

GSU is a pseudo-HBCU with a majority-black student population and is among the largest schools in the University System. We have a token-ass Negro for university president who also is former governor and current chancellor Sonny Perdue's little bitch and he can't literally do shit about anything with the Board of Regents' say-so and about the drag racing and shootings that happen at the student housing complexes on campus.

Everyone here comes from absolutely EVERYWHERE and they all fall short of God's grace and mercy. I've walked among these fucking losers for 4 years.

We have our hoes, our hustlers and pimps, and every weirdo in between. It's very much all the colleges in the US. There's a little something for everyone that goes here.

I'm getting sick and tired of this place. I want to be around decent people.
Welcome to Georgia State University, the most ghetto-ass school in the State of Georgia!
by StingerChamp April 13, 2023
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University of Cape Town

The University of Cape Town (aka UCT) is South Africa's and Africa's top ranking university. It's a multi-cultural research institution in the southern suburb of Rondebsch in Cape Town. It's home to some of the world's most beautiful views as its nestled against the slope of Table Mountain. It's girls are beautiful as well. It's way better their (main) rivals Stellenbosch university. Heck, UCT even got a double mention of the popular US TV sitcom Suits. Many American students do a semester abroad here.
Jack: The University of Cape Town definitely is the place to study in Africa!

Sean: For sure, man
by krugsie September 4, 2014
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University of Minnesota Duluth

It’s a place where all the white bitches so they can take pictures at the lift bridge every weekend.
Guy1: did you see that girl post the lift bridge on her story again?
Guy2: yea it’s cause she goes to the University of Minnesota Duluth

Guy1: dumb bitch
by Redheads.don’t.got.souls April 10, 2022
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Scarymount University

A college located in six miles outside of Washington D.C. in Arlington, Virginia. The university is commonly known for the high amount of estrogen on campus and the large amount of basic bitches in the fashion merchandising program. The school does not believe in Greek life so off campus parties happen at a variety of houses owned by athletes on different sports teams such as the soccer house, the lacrosse house, and the basketball house. The lacrosse house is notorious for Jersey Shore themed parties. This university is what nightmares are made of.
Scarymount University Bro: What are you doing tonight?
Fashion Merchandising Major: Uh... going to highlighter party at the basketball house after finishing my skirt for clothing construction of course!
by Scarystudent April 27, 2011
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Northern Michigan University

Sometimes throws sweet parties, lots of themed one's. NO CUTE BOYS.
by gayboygallery May 3, 2009
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