tree impalment

when you get turned on by a tree

oo damn that tree is sexy, i think ive got tree impalment

by milliondollarpussayy June 2, 2021

tree decoration

a racial slur against a black meaning that they can be hung on a tree

shut up you are a tree decoration!

by eat balls 21 August 3, 2020

night tree

When a guy gets a unexpected boner late at night.

*Guy wakes up from a nap late at night*
Oh shit bro I got a night tree
Other dude: man me too, night tree

by Sillyfrannie January 6, 2024

Palm tree

When the person is shady. When you shady as fuck we call you a palm tree.

Phil: why aren’t you kickin it with me anymore
Me: cause you a fucking palm tree bro!

by HeatherBear3217 November 24, 2020

Ash Tree Lane

1. Any name for a group of constantly quibbling infants.

2. A group strictly comprised of men with little to no facial hair.

3. A slang name for a person who picks the deodorant out of his dads armpit hair with his teeth, fingernails, or any other body part consisting on mainly bone or cartilage.

1. You guys should stop being an ash tree lane or you'll never get any work done.

2. HAHA, dude did you see that group of pre-teens? They were a total ash tree lane! They all had bare faces!

3. Your mum is an ash tree lane.

by THE BEARDED BANDIT! February 1, 2010

chop down the tree

Jerk off

Hey I’m going to go chop down the tree

by anonymous July 6, 2023

Tree Pisser

tyler Robertson

hey you know that dude who wont let his ex date other people yeah that's tyler the tree pisser.

by thetreepissereatsass123 February 28, 2018