crunchy taco

Step:1
Repeatedly bust a nut on a woman's cunt.
Step:2
Let the man milk dry and become "crunchy".
Step:3
Now its time to get down and dirty and eat the woman out.

I met a bitch last night who was so freaky that she let me eat her crunchy taco.

by sloppytaco007 December 27, 2007

Taco Tuesday

The act of shoving a cheap Tuesday taco (preferably soft) up your partner's anus so that they can proceed to poop it into your mouth.

Well honey, it is time for Taco Tuesday, bend over.

by NateBateDateRape December 14, 2010

Taco ass

a mexican living in the united states

that taco ass is taking refuge at a church so she does't get deported

by sister mary January 12, 2009

Taco Wedgie

When a female has a wedgie in the frontal region.
The crease will look like a taco.

And not the kind you want to eat.

* OMG ! LOOK AT THAT GIRL'S PANTS ! SHE TOTALLY HAS A TACO WEDGIE !

camel-toe

by leeemacy May 12, 2011

Jack taco

empty, containing or meaning nothing

Dude, we ate all of the pizza, there's jack taco left.

by Sarah March 10, 2004

Peach Taco

A Peach Taco occurs when one sexual partner ends up sticking the face into the rectal area and butterfly kissing (to brush with eye lashes) their bum fluff or peach fuzz thus making a peach taco.

( shove yo face in sum bitch's ass and start blinkin')

Variations
-The chili peach taco ( putting hot sauce onto the eyelashes and then caressing the anus, causing a unique burning sensation.

for colder climates or where hot sauce is less accessible, try...
- The igloo, rubbing snow into ass-hole with eyelashes.
-The Screaming Welshman-involves goat.

Warnings: Peach Tacoing may result in: Multiple Climax's, a burning rectal sensation , regrets , crying and for some unexplained reason, the urge to buy a goat.

Please, for legal reasons, do not attempt a screaming Welshman unless you are professionals or under professional supervision.

" Oh *insert random friend* fuck yes! Peach Taco me! Harder! Harder! ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa YES!"

by Calmyorasins! September 9, 2011

flaco taco

flaco taco is what some mojo girl might call her amazing, hot, inspiring, funny, nice, sweet boyfriend. Why? because she loves tacos and because her boyfriend is cute and skinny

girl: "flaco taco!"
boy: "wats up chunky monkey?"
girl: "te quiero mucho!"
boy: " me too baby!"

by chunky-monkeyy June 22, 2011