garf-nut

One who is garfing, i.e. eating like a pregnant lady.

How is my little garf-nut?

by Jeni February 18, 2005

Tiger Nuts

Often used in the context of a "bowl of" or "a gallon of" Tiger Nuts. Tiger Nuts supplies a measurement tool for expressing the "amazingness" of a situation.

Guy 1:"Yo, I just won a new car."

Guy 2:"That's a fucking bowl of Tiger Nuts!"

Guy1:"And I fucked that hot bitch Stephanie."

Guy 2:"My bad, that's a fucking Gallon of Tiger Nuts right there!"

by QuintonBeck August 21, 2010

nut luggage

Another term for semen.

I usually bail from a strange girl's flat right after dropping off my nut luggage

by Angus June 19, 2004

Deer nut

A lil deer that runs around that you cant see and drinks your gatorade and eats your pizza

Hey that little deer nut just drank some of my gatorade!

by Colton Georges February 17, 2009

quag nut

A complete asshole/bitch. Very similiar to the word Dick wad.

Everyone can be a quag nut at times.

by Queen Fan May 10, 2006

Chocolate Nut

The act of cumming in a womans ass.

Hey man I fucked her in the ass and made her eat some of the chocolate nut!

by xdubz420 December 11, 2016

Fuck this nut

This is when you are fuckin a girl and alcohol is usually involed and she has got off about two or three times and you havent went yet. So you just plain and simple get tired of fuckin her pull out and say fuck this nut that you never caught.

Yea bro i was fuckin this fat girl last night and i could never go so i said fuck this nut and left.

by Brent Dupree February 24, 2009