Roman's mom

The biggest creature inside and a little bit of outside the universe.

If u can't see Roman's mom, u probably can't see at all, u fuk

by Mamix.Super January 17, 2018

Rockys mom

The hottest woman to ever walk the face of the earth. Curves like Lola bunny, laugh like a train horn. Her ass is so big I drown like the 1,517 people on the titanic. Her breath might stink but she got dat ushy gushy pussy we all love to take turns on.

Will: Hey guys wanna hangout?
Jack: Only is Rockys mom is there.
Rocky: Aw common man. Not again.

by LogzFootballs February 24, 2022

Chloe's Mom

A badass Mom. She is funny, awkward and cool as the other side of the pillow. The ideal mate. The cat's meow.

Dude, that girl is totally gonna be a "Chloe's Mom" someday!

by State_of_Frew April 4, 2015

pet mom

A person who treats ones child as a pet

“Hey dude can you hang out”
“Nah man my mom won’t let me out of the house still”
“Wow dude what a pet mom”

by #hoornym October 6, 2020

Aunt mom

Aunt mom :

when you’re a biological mother to a child but you’re never around or don’t do shit for you child, rather you just pop up on occasion like an irresponsible Aunt.

No honey, your Aunt mom is not showing up for your birthday, she’s to “busy”

by Nickg1269 May 2, 2019

Step-mom

The cunt that gave your dad a couple blowjobs, then took all his money, and ruined both your lives.

Me: Dad! Your wife (my Step-mom) is such a bitch!
Dad: YEAH, in bed.

by Bobby Blackdick December 16, 2019

Your Mom

The answer to absolutely everything.

Guy: WAZZAAPP!
Me: Your mom.
Guy: Thats getting old.
Me: So is your mom.
Guy: You were just waiting for me to come here so you can fuck with me.
Me:Your...Mom?!?

by kjsdfrisue March 8, 2017