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Big Mike

Verb

The act of dropping three consecutive slam dumps during a shower whilst ordering a takeaway and swallowing two whole muffins in the time it takes to have 5 wanks.
Bro 1: Dude, yesterday was so boooring.
Bro 2: Not for me, bro. I did a Big Mike.
Bro 1: Bro, really? That's sounds like a great way to pass the time.
Bro 2: Ya bro, you should try it some time, it really clears your head.
Bro 1: Ya, I think Ill try a Big Mike when i get home.
Bro 2: Never a dull day when you slip a Big Mike in to your daily routine.
by Tiiiiiimmmmmmmyyyy March 3, 2023
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Mike

A Mike is the type of guy who won’t admit it, but could go on for days about how much he loves sci-fi movies starring matt damon and kristen wiig.
“Hey Mike, what is your favorite movie?”
Mike: “Dude you know this! It was the best movie of 2017!”
by mikejusticefanclub September 2, 2023
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mike

the majik man ! i fucking love that bitch !! all hail camel man
" mikes so fucking sexy "
" REAAALL hes so autism sexy hot man "
by majicmikeREAL November 20, 2022
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Mike

Some dirty, soyboy, neckbeard simp who ran amok on Fanpop.
by kurō kōdōra April 24, 2023
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miked

When somebody joins your conversation without your permission.
I was talking to my friend when I got miked.
by kstanton17 October 1, 2016
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mike farenheit

When she sucking your nuts and you are a gangster
When she sucking your nuts and you are a gangster, mike farenheit
by Balle mannen November 30, 2022
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mike mccoy

He's a real Mike McCoy who can't read
by Gruntusa December 31, 2019
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