Kick bed

When your dad comes home late from drinking and eats your ass like a cheesecake but you bite his nuts off and give them to your dog and suck that cock but fall and kick your bed

“Hey have you done a kick bed yet”

No not yet, but I did it yesterday

by Young booty wipe March 1, 2018

Kick in the cunt

Receiving a low pay check after working 80 hours a week

Mitch: You sold all those homes, you must be cashed-up now, right?
Justin: No, you'd be surprised, I work 80 hours a week and all I got was a kick in the cunt.

by Mooooch February 27, 2021

drop kick

a unique type of kick that involves the user jumping and using both feet to kick an opponent. a high risk, high reward type move. if used correctly, the user can inflict some serious damage to the opponent. however, using it incorrectly (wrong posture, incorrect timing, etc) can result in self injury, such as breaking bones.

user: “Yes, I unfortunately had to result to self defense and drop kicked the assailant. He suffered heavy injuries, but remained stable and alive.”

by AI_Buni July 28, 2023

Kick around clothes

A set of clothes used for relaxing lounging or playing in that are worn in place of formal or casual attire .

When I get off work I’m taking off my suit putting on some kick around clothes and watching a movie .

Mom: Make sure you change out of your school clothes ,and into some kick around clothes if you plan to play outside.

by Dollysantana February 7, 2024

kick up a stink

To complain(informal)

Though we do not like the food in the restaurant, we decided not to kick up a stink.

by Martri August 27, 2025

Nick Kick

A Nick Kick is when you try to kick or shoot at goals in soccer, but miss or fail horribly. A good example of a nick kick is booting the crap out of the ball and it going over the goals completely.

''Oh look he is about to take the shot''
''Damn he missed - that was a Nick Kick right there''

by tiltedaspect October 4, 2020

Calf Kicking

A one player game in which the purpose is to approach a calf kick or push it and run away once the mother start t charge you, trying not to be tramped by here.

welcome to the second annual calf kicking world champions, lets hope this year there are no fatalities

by Barberella September 1, 2020