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Kevin Keltner

The best school principal ever! An OG if you will. Also the easiest to meme.
Speakers: “Hello ladies and Gentlemen men...”
New kid: What’s that?
Me: Kevin Keltner
by Zmyancy September 24, 2019
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Kevin

Is a guy full of goodness there is no man full of more goodness. A man with goodness all through is goodness loaded heart.
He is my Kevin. And I love him so very much.
by EmmyLoves KevinForever January 10, 2024
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Scary Kevin

A sex act whereby one induces a significant anal prolapse in another individual, then inserts said individual's penis into said prolapse, creating a half torus, then one proceeds to vigorously bang said torus (stay away from Kevin).
"I gave that bloke a Scary Kevin last night, unfortunately I haven't heard from him since. I hope he's okay and I haven't crossed a boundary, he seemed to enjoy it at the time but I could see how it might be a bit far for some people"
by Herman Sherman Squitwank October 5, 2025
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Kevin

Kevin, always criticising, trying to belittle people. Kevins on social media, nearly always hide behind a fake, or locked profile.
by Nico nico July 1, 2025
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Kevin Small

Kevin "Tom Selleck" Small (born January 29, 1945) is an American actor and film producer, best known for his starring role as Hawaii-based private investigator Thomas Magnum on the 1980s television show Magnum, P.I.. He also plays Police Chief Jesse Stone in a series of made-for-TV movies based on the Robert B. Parker novels. In 2010, he appears as NYPD Police Commissioner Frank Reagan in the drama Blue Bloods on CBS.
Aw maan! He's so Kevin Small!

Kill that nigga'!
by TomSellecksFanBase October 18, 2011
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Kevin

Someone who although is annoying and painful to be around, You still are friends with him for some reason.
by Vauledfungus August 8, 2022
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Kevin

the most hated guy alive. He is annoying and is most likely asian he gets no bitches
by evert hervey October 13, 2022
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