kevin

someone who listens to his sister and mom too much abt relationships

he wants to be just friends? such a kevin

by pepeopepeoeopepeep February 17, 2022

Kevin Wilfred Garcia

darkest nigga alive, sweatest ass mofo, has no aesthetic, likes skin-tight sausages

"Do you know Kevin Wilfred Garcia?"
"No, but his middle name is Wilfred."

by f u kevin October 19, 2015

Kevin Jose

Not a hose, but a Jose

I love my friend, Kevin Jose.

by namestuffs January 20, 2025

Kevin Keltner

The best school principal ever! An OG if you will. Also the easiest to meme.

Speakers: “Hello ladies and Gentlemen men...”
New kid: What’s that?
Me: Kevin Keltner

by Zmyancy September 24, 2019

kevin and lorraine

Made in heaven; meant to be together

I want a ‘Kevin and lorraine’ kind of relationship

by Jetfuel08 May 2, 2018

Scary Kevin

A sex act whereby one induces a significant anal prolapse in another individual, then inserts said individual's penis into said prolapse, creating a half torus, then one proceeds to vigorously bang said torus (stay away from Kevin).

"I gave that bloke a Scary Kevin last night, unfortunately I haven't heard from him since. I hope he's okay and I haven't crossed a boundary, he seemed to enjoy it at the time but I could see how it might be a bit far for some people"

by Herman Sherman Squitwank October 5, 2025

Kevin Conrad

Kevin Conrad is a cutie with a booty. He knows a lot about animals and nature. He is super punny and knows how to work with his hands in and out of the garage. When in a relationship, Kevin Conrads are loyal and respectful. If you happen to find a free range Kevin Conrad, lock him down because he a great husband and a dreamy dad!

“Did you see the ass on that DILF?”

“Damn that must be Kevin Conrad!”

by Honeycrispapple November 23, 2021