Jake

The guy that always manages to find a bird and fuck her down an alleyway and end up with lots of chlamydia kids with big heads

wheres jake?
he's with a fat bird down the alleyway again

by cheesypeesy April 26, 2020

Jake

7 inch dick typa nick strong asf gets all the women best human in the world superior to everyone else also has the power to tickle a bunny rabbit up to 70 inches away with mind control bursting it into pieces why your mother wets her pants on how sexy he is

Lesser human “wow is that Jake I wish I was him”

Everyone in the human race “we know bud, did you also hear he’s sex Jesus bro ?”

by FactualHuman69420 December 2, 2022

Jake

Jake is the type of person who plays water polo and makes sure you know it. Jakes whole personality is around playing water polo and being British.

Friend: Hey, Jake what did you do this weekend?

Jake: You know, just played water polo.

Friend: What do you like doing?

Jake: Play water polo!

by :) :( :0 January 16, 2022

Fall of Jake Rix

On the 15th October 2025, TXG Rebels succesfully managed to overthrow the supposed tyranny dictator Jake Rix. After countless riots and protests the Norwich man was overwhelmed and decided to resign. Following the hours after, AFRO successfully managed to take control after Jake's tragic failure to transfer mod. AFRO and the TXG Rebels since then have completely altered the server in their favour removing 30 roles and banning numerous members now that they see the cruel dictatorship from Jake has ended. This is a historical day for the rebels and all involved

nga did you hear about the Fall of Jake Rix? that shi was craz

by tapmw October 15, 2025

Jake

The best boy in the world and can beat all your nans in a sleep race and is super sexy

Jake is a fit boy

by Jake beta July 4, 2023

Jake

a person with: small p3nis, Alien headed noob man child who has no father. human/big foot, iq-2. record holding nose.

that guy is the Jake of pretending he knows whats going on.

by pissyasshole1 August 8, 2023

Jakes

A term that originated in NYC that means "police". Unlike other misinformed definitions on this site, it's a reference to the Jack Nicholson character in "Chinatown".

"Cause I'll break your face (Uh-huh)
Have your ass runnin', mumblin' to the jakes"
-"Patiently Waiting" by 50 Cent

by 718Italian February 6, 2025