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Jake Paul

Who to watch if your in the mood to die and the person who those cringe kids in 5th grade made a group around (tip of advice don't say something about them cuz their snitches) he also wrote every day bro which is ear rape and his content what people in North Korea use to torcher people.
5 Gay kids "Jake Paul is so cool lets make a group so we can worship him and jurk off to his content"
Literally everyone "You guys are cringe and I'm pretty sure he is on steroids and has multiple criminal files"
5 Gay kids "He is our hero *Dabs multiple times* he is so much better than you *Dabs some more*"
everyone who isn't blind "did you just dab *Dies from cringe*"
by DirtyDowgg December 6, 2021
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Wet Jake

When you lick your finger and then run it from genitals to asshole or from asshole to genitals while running between someone's legs.
If you keep that up I'm going to give you a wet Jake.
by Checkoff June 13, 2024
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Jake Schlaerth

Jake Schlaerth is a talented armonica player that can be found on YouTube.
Jake Schlaerth is the best harmonica player on earth.
by AlexKim March 1, 2019
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Jake

Jake is a dickhead who shoots up heroine on the bathroom floor of his ex girlfriends apartment while placing a fish on his head. He is also the person who would shoot up a school and forget how to use a gun.
by Loverboyyyzzz December 4, 2019
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Jake

A penis as huge as Godzillas. Commonly described as Batman like and has dead parents (also rich)
"So your parents are dead, HAHAHA JAKE"
by CSlade August 29, 2018
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Jake olsen

The most unfunny guy to ever walk to planet.
Oh here comes jake olsen, not this fucking guy.
by Jcole world256 June 1, 2022
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Jake

Mostly likely homosexual especially for people named Matthew also very annoying
Jake is sooooo gay
by Child consumer March 9, 2021
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