jake bottle

A jug of some kind kept in the cab of a truck on long road trips. Used for urinating in so that the delay of stopping at a rest area or side of the road can be avoided.

"Hey man, pull over I really gotta take a piss."

"Fuck that, use the jake bottle, we're behind schedule."

by Tow Jockey May 2, 2014

jake

perfect example of men aint shit, fucks with u until u arent able anymore

“jake fucked me over again”
“what a typical jake”

by pu55yg4ng January 15, 2019

Jake hands

When your hands are small af

Dang he got jake hands

by Booiiiiiioi April 25, 2019

Jake Kennedy

He is a big lady killing skanky hoe

That jake Kennedy is such a big lady killing skanky hoe

by Big bint June 5, 2019

Jake

This is the best name that one could ever have, because it is superior to to all other name.

Man, Jake is such as great name, because everyone that I know named Jake are the best

by Notmyrealnameplsdontuseurname April 3, 2019

Jake

Jake is a 6'5 245 specimen of a man who often will take your woman and bend over with his 45 inch cock. People sometimes will wonder how that's fits in his pants🤔 he has to wrap it around his waist about 20 times. Did i mention how he is 0% body fat and jacked beyond belief.

That guy has a donkey cock, must be Jake.

by BertIsThatNigga February 12, 2024

jake/wanted/found robot suit/hunts mutants

A powerful god that can eliminate any enemy just with a single snap. This entity is a god, he controls the tides of Earth itself. He rules the world.

Player 1: Hey have you've heard of jake/wanted/found robot suit/hunts mutants?
Player 2: no lol
Player 1: ok

by some_freaking_guy December 2, 2020