Jake Forburger

Jake Forburger is used to describe a very cool, calm, and athletic white man. Along with very sought after by the ladies.

Veronica: Whose that tall glass of milk?

bystander: Team captain Jake Forburger of course

by tomdemp October 2, 2025

Jake

Literally the bestest person ever. Everybody needs Jake in their lives, he’s seriously one of the sweetest people ever.

“I really wish I had a Jake in my life.”

by Slayslahslay July 14, 2022

Jake McKell

Any person named Jake McKell has to have a small deche. They are attracted to flat chested females and have an extremely pimply dick.

*Liv walks down the beach*

Jake McKell stares at her ( Visibly Obvious Erection appears )

Liv: Jake you ok?
Jake: Y-y-yes
Jake ejaculates
Liv: Ewww
Jake: Come back Liv

by AwwwwYeaaaahhMixxThattLeaaan May 7, 2019

jakes

is a cool guy

who is he he is jakes

by JAKX.T June 12, 2022

Jake

God at asteroids

"Damn he got a high score in asteroids"
"Must be a Jake"

by Asteroid god June 22, 2021

Jake

If you have the name Jake or no anyone called Jake they are more likely to be really angry so do not try and speak to him because you will most likely get told to kill yourself or get called a ugly slag

Jake

by Ndjsbssk August 19, 2021

Jake Piper's second law

Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.

Infinitely accurate time.

So time could be e^3 days, etc.

Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020