Jacob

A cute mafia with specs

Wow look at tat egotistical Jacob.

by Hesto August 20, 2023

Jacob

Incredibly tall and charming, with a smile that will make satan himself question his own sexuality.

He will make you fall head over heels in love with him then crush your soul and make it look like it’s your fault.

His favorite pastimes include: blocking and unblocking you on Instagram, writing love letters he doesn’t mean, breaking girls hearts, and watching hallmark movies while taking notes on how to best destroy the next girl who finds him attractive.

“Jacob texted me!”

“I will fucking throw your phone in the ocean if you text him back, you fucking dumbass, will you ever learn.”

by Definitelynotanna December 8, 2020

LIl Jacob Choo Choo Charles Chungus Beanz

Someone who is violently Zimbabwe flicker felching to Duke Dennis without a license while roleplaying Choo Choo Charles and Shin sonic.

"Oh that's Jayden but be careful, some people call him a Lil Jacob Choo Choo Charles Chungus Beanz."

by SkibidiPapuslover3 December 9, 2024

Jacob

That one fucker at my school with a switch lite

Jacob's mah home boi

by xXNutBusterXx December 31, 2019

Jacob

A wettie who who will not allow anyone to make fun of him. Can give it but will not take it and will always end up crying back to mummy.

Jacob’s a bit of a wettie ngl.

by Defo not me mate November 30, 2021

Jacob

Really likes Cum. He really likes Cum. Like really. Funny guy who really likes cum.

"Jacob Really likes cUM"
"Oh yeah i heard"

by CumDuzzler May 18, 2020

Jacob

Some dumbass who thinks they are always right and never have a neck, Jacobs also think the whole godamn world revolves around them.

(Jacob) Hi my name is Jacob
(Any mf not named Jacob) Shut the fuck up

by lilgummy May 5, 2023