dumb red

maroon

That sweater is so ugly. It’s color is filthy too.. dumb red. Who would buy that? Only a Chad that flexes in the mirror while recording himself rapping along to the song playing.

by GabNotGabo March 30, 2019

Red sprinkler

The act of going down on a girl while she is menstrating and urinating simutanlisly.

Kim was willing to give me my first blumpkin in exchange for a red sprinkler.

by Syracuse13021 August 09, 2011

red pie

Eating a woman out when she's on her period.

I love eating my wife's red pie.

by rainbowcatforthewin March 03, 2019

Red Veining

When two men intertwin there penis's like the two snakes from Caduceus

Your husband and I where caught red veining lastnight by your daughter.

by BigPapaHugeTime July 01, 2018

the jolly red's

the jolly red's are a sign of a life well lived and enjoyed but show on one's face by having a beet red nose and cheeks

oh, that's my uncle david...he's got a mean case of the jolly red's. he's been drinkin' his whole life but is still such a happy good old man!

by chachachavez September 22, 2010

Red barchetta

The famous Ferrari 166mm that was produced between 1948 to about 1953. Nicknamed the “barchetta”, this car was probably Ferrari’s greatest invention. Won the 1948 and 1949 Mille Miglia races, and also won le mans. was equipped with a 2.0 litre colombo v12 and a 5-speed manual transmission. Also a famous Rush song that was on the album Moving Pictures, released in 1981. The song was inspired by a 1973 short story by Richard Foster, “A nice morning drive” about a man who finds an old race car in his uncle’s farmhouse.

My uncle has a country place, no one knows about.

RIP Neil Peart (1952-2020). Hope you found that barchetta.

Person 1: dude I just found a Red Barchetta!

Person 2: omg that car is beautiful

by Latenightcoffee April 26, 2021

red garden

When there's an orgy and all the guys dicks are rose red ;)

Ah damn yesterday I had an orgy and it was a red garden

by ;)69 October 01, 2019