What are you, half a meatball? 

A phrase used to refer to something as stupid, dumb, or fail.

It also indicates that someone's brain is the size of half of a meatball.

EXAMPLE:

John: 2+2=5!

Bob: What are you, half a meatball?!

What are you, half a meatball? by piluke October 21, 2010

man and a half 

An extreme badass who is 12.0 on the 10.0 scale of badness, that goes around and shoots monsters with his trusty gun, shouting manly sentences.

WHO'S THE MAN AND A HALF? I'M A MAN AND A HALF!

man and a half by Zupoman April 21, 2013

Hoot and a half 

When describing an event or occasion that will be fun or entertaining.

"Hey do you want to go to Patricia Holten's party tomorrow?"
"Yeah sure! It'll be a hoot and a half"

Hoot and a half by Sassy but classy July 6, 2016

Harry Half-Reps 

That guy you always see in the gym who loads the Bench Press up to a very impressive level, before making a fool of himself by only extending his arms half way through each repetition.

Also seen when a guy is trying to impress the ladies with as many push-ups as he can muster, only to not push himself more than a carrot's-length from the ground.

Corporal #1: Oh wow, I rarely see Sir in the gym at the same time as us, I was starting to think he never went at all!

Corporal #2: Wow Lieutenant Scotts must be a unit to push all that weight!

*Lt. Scotts barely raises the bar above his chest before lowering it, and repeats*

Corporal #1: Yeah, I knew it: he was totally lying when he bragged about his bench press.

Corporal #2: No doubt, he's just Harry Half-Reps!

Harry Half-Reps by Esquire Davis September 5, 2011

Face like a half sucked mango 

An Australian term for a woman with a very unattractive face.

Ian- "Hey check out Helen, she has an amazing body"
Kevin- "Yeah but she has a face like a half sucked mango"

Face like a half sucked mango by BelindaCarlisleLover January 12, 2010

and a half 

To emphasis or exaggerate a quality or characteristic

She is a bitch and a half!

and a half by John January 6, 2004

I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF 

Said when something is sawed in half, for example, an atom or a child. Wait... OH SHIT

John: I sawed this boat in half!
Phil Swift: I SAWED THIS ATOM IN HALF!

*distant explosion*

I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF by BOT1games April 20, 2019